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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I do everything like a boss, in that I pay someone else to do them.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. I have a fetish for staring at my own flaccid penis. It's kinda hard.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Coco Fudge, Majestic Maple, Midsummer Flame... those are either paint colors or what the ladies called me in college.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 590 views

  4. If you're festering creatively, make sure you've expressed your brainal glands.

    By sensory_overlord,   
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  5. He called it "The Socratic Method"...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  6. "get me, I'm doris day"...

    By FredKaplan-Mayer,
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  7. I want the power...

    By FredKaplan-Mayer,
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  8. get along now...

    By FredKaplan-Mayer,
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  9. I like my chicken like I like my Glovers - Extra Crispin

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  10. In Texas calling someone a "cool uncle" is a verbal shorthand - alluding to sexual criminality

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. If Earth is in space then why can everyone in this bathroom hear me screaming at the urinal?

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 626 views

  12. Emilio Estevez! That's all.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  13. My wife is my better half, but sometimes it feels like she regrets the surgery

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  14. The Recent Immigrant Godfather was all “I make he offer him no understand”. It was because he was just learning English.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. Richard Gere kidnapped me from my job at a sewing factory thirty years ago. Please send help.

    By Ribs,
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    • 777 views

  16. That mummy looks disgusting! Why on earth would you use Saran™ Wrap?

    By Dhalgren,
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  17. Miscellaneous?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to apologize in advance.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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    • 648 views

  19. kind of kiss me, I'm ir-ish

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 672 views

  20. Let us thank Lee de Forest for creating something he didn't understand that allows us to share our words today.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 609 views

  21. The bigger they are...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 547 views

  22. And I think to myself...

    By Ticholas,
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  23. Don't get mad.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. What Islam? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.....#political

    By CarlosSeckler,
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  25. Six sick ticks text tex mex sex hex to no-necked oily-pecked Beck.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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