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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you are what you eat, then I'm hot shit

    By harrycallahan,
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    • 679 views

  2. The janitorial staff jokingly stuffed their mops into their pants and bitterly complained about having mop dick.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 0 replies
    • 647 views

  3. Welcome to Comedy Big Band Theory, I'm your host, Charlie 'Bird" Parker!

    By ian cleghorn,
    • 0 replies
    • 845 views

  4. We Love Spicy Mayo and So does Oprah

    By ConnerOzer,
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    • 832 views

  5. For fuck's sake, I've got a bar mitzvah tomorrow.

    By Ribs,
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    • 686 views

  6. A spank you, and a thank you.

    By punchsplosion,
    • 0 replies
    • 569 views

  7. Just as she whispers, "I'll never stop feeding you tacos," she stops feeding you tacos... thus goes the way of the world.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 546 views

  8. There's an app for just about everything, but no app can save you from the pain I'll bring you.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 554 views

  9. If you got it, flaunt it. But not right in my face! Kevin!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 2 replies
    • 878 views

  10. so this is what it sounds like when doves cry?

    By KevinCrook,
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    • 578 views

  11. I am what I am and what I am is a chicken sandwich.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 556 views

  12. Don't cry over split milk, rejoice because the milk truly lived.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 586 views

  13. ...and then all the art students drew straws.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
    • 0 replies
    • 719 views

  14. Reddit? I barely know her!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
    • 0 replies
    • 710 views

  15. If you must have a chip on your shoulder make sure it's one of those reduced sodium kinds.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 521 views

  16. Put a munchkin in a doughnut hole and you'll never need a friend again.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 550 views

  17. Why aren't there any fraternities named HBO?

    By ConnerOzer,
    • 0 replies
    • 682 views

  18. Hi, this is Dr. Freud. I keep receiving pages from this number. Please, I am dead, and booked thru 2017. Mommy?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
    • 0 replies
    • 679 views

  19. Here comes the sun...

    By Ticholas,
    • 0 replies
    • 631 views

  20. Doesn't Dr. Drew look like a guy who farts a lot?

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 668 views

  21. What's Down, Hamburger?

    By ConnerOzer,
    • 0 replies
    • 816 views

  22. Comedy Bang Bus

    By be easy on me,
    • 0 replies
    • 995 views

  23. Hello People of Earth, Welcome to WTF, I'm your host Doug Benson, Lets Meet Our Contestants

    By ConnerOzer,
    • 0 replies
    • 665 views

  24. Alright Fredrick, Lets Get to Douglassing

    By ConnerOzer,
    • 0 replies
    • 746 views

  25. You Can't Spell Larry without Wilmore

    By ConnerOzer,
    • 0 replies
    • 818 views
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