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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just rewatched Batman & Robin (1997). How bout dat Ass:Pec Ratio??

    By Ass:Pec Ratio,
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  2. Forget it Jake, it’s that place way up the canyon by the dog park.

    By slowestjogger,
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  3. Hey, Wierdo Al - what about a Clash parody called, “Rock the Asthma”? Call me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. I once called Debbie Harry, “Debrah” in a Ray Romano voice and I’ve never felt so uncool.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. I can’t believe I’m still watching The Big Bang Theory...this is a symptom of depression, right?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Mine milkshake brings thy boys to the Bard.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. It’s times like these I could use a smooch.

    By Boob Seger,
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  8. Ain't no crap when you got the clap

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  9. In my country, it's legal to marry a horse. But only a horse.

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. It's always nice to meet someone who cares about the elderly as much as I do, which is to say not at all

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. Dear family at 3165 Larch street, please keep your dog on a leash so he will stop biting me when I deliver the mail. I would be most grateful. Sincerely, the mailman. There. Now I just need to buy a stamp and pop this in the mail and voila. Problem solved

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Attention passengers, this is just a reminder that there are absolutely no parachutes stored here in the cockpit, so please don't come around knocking if things seem to be going a bit screwy with the plane

    By Turtleshark,
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  13. I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born tomorrow. I’m from the future and I’m here to tell you that this city is going to be crushed by a big basketball in 2 days and you all gotta get out of here

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  14. That's no lady, that's a 42,000-metric-ton Japanese bulk carrier with enhanced transportation capability

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. Grimace has to die

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. God damn it, can't you read the sign? NO FARTING IN THE CHURCH

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. When I say "heel" it doesn't mean "bite me on the heel", ya dumb dog. It means "heal me of my brain cancer"

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. Brain tumors are like potato chips. You can never have, uh... What were we talking about

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. Pre-existing conditions can still get you pregnant.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  20. That’s not a Remington Arms Bushmaster adaptive combat rifle with a fleshlight stock attachment! That’s my wife!

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  21. First Catchphrase attempt

    By Zickary Zock,
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  22. East to West, or North to South, if you poop your pant your not a mouse because mice don't wear pants.

    By Zickary Zock,
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  23. Sorry for the mess. When you told me to come on, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. When you told me you checked his oil, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Beans, beans, the musical fruit, be sure to catch their zoom concert on March 21st

    By Turtleshark,
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