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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If this is what success tastes like, I want my money back.

    By AndrewMartinDodson,
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    • 566 views

  2. Punch me in the butt.

    By zandy,
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    • 790 views

  3. Behold, my the rubber ducky armada! And people said I was a quack!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 663 views

  4. "i" comes before "e." In fact, "e" never gets to finish at all.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 667 views

  5. Hey bros, vote for me for class VP. Voice voice PA-resident. Philly what what, all up in this algebra

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 637 views

  6. Wham, bam, thank you for your interest, but we've decided to go a different direction with this, ma'am.

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  7. I searched for your front bum there all evening

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 632 views

  8. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman, filling in for Scott Aukerman, who is out on assignment.

    By Gym Sockerman,
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    • 762 views

  9. Think positive! If you really don't like the episode you're tuning in for, your future self would be here right now to stop you from listening.

    By VinsanityV22,
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    • 567 views

  10. You clean more vagina with vinegar than you do with honey.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 686 views

  11. When life gives you lemons take an antacid, because that shit is gonna burn.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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    • 630 views

  12. Still waiting on that second hit, Mazzy Star. It’s been long enough. Hey...Mazzy Star...are you listening to me? HEY PUT THE GUN AWAY, BRO.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 622 views

  13. You can lead a horse to water...

    By NicholasArthurTallidis,
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    • 757 views

  14. Fast Cars Go Down Avenue E...

    By TheLoudestFan,
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  15. There's no easy way to say this...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 630 views

  16. ICarly! You Carly! We all Carly!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 696 views

  17. In the lyrical words of one of this century's great warrior poets...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. "Welcome to the Scott Aukerman Show. I'm your titular host..................Scott Aukerman."

    By ArthurDigbySellers,   
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    • 1018 views

  19. Not to get too inside baseball...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  20. For a free coupon to the Spay and Neuter Clinic of Greater Davenport, please send a self-addressed envelope to the broken down Exxon on West 43rd St.

    By ian cleghorn,
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    • 921 views

  21. The name is Bond. Goldbond Medicated Foot Powder. Which aisle is it in? My feet are sweating like crazy!

    By youpoditdude,
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  22. Less is more?! Uh, I thought this was America! I'll take 8 heroins please.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 729 views

  23. YOLO SWAG = Your Onions Look Overcooked, So We'll Ask Gary

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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    • 865 views

  24. I only ever dream of amusement parks

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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    • 796 views

  25. Find a penny, pick it up, find a JC Penney, pick up an entire new fall wardrobe!

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,   
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    • 732 views
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