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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pen-pals will do for now, Baryshnikov - I don't want to get hurt like before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. The only difference between me and you is that we're the same person.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. I'm drunk as I write this: Drunk catchphrase. Boop!

    By Metalhart,
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  4. You can lead a horse to water but...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  5. It’s your pal Old Brittlebones here....OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK!!!!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  6. Sleep is as close to time travel as humans will ever get...or so says my crackpot, whack ass, fuckin' scientist-wannabe cocker spaniel.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. If God really loved me, he'd swallow.

    By Dhalgren,
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  8. If 6 was 9, would 9 be 6? And would 69 be 96?? Don't even get me started on 6996!

    By CPiz,
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  9. Ooooohhhh my goooodddd; I'm going to cooooooommmmmeee ... over for dinner, Grandma. Why wouldn't I? Now, excuse me, ...

    By CPiz,
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  10. Even a broken clock is right on top of my nightstand.

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  11. Look: I'm an emotionally fragile guy, and this moped is all I have to get around, so please ...

    By CPiz,
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  12. Oooohhhh. You said a dozen EGGS. I bought a dozen eggplants. Oh well; Who wants moussaka?

    By CPiz,
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  13. Comic books? We don't read no stinking comic books. We discuss tapestries. We fence. You like this watch? 12 bucks

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  14. Technicality no down MOVE OVER BERNARD SHAKEY, this is my catchphrase.

    By ianbauer,
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  15. this that C.H.U.D.S, Skuds, bloodz'n'buds type of party, best ak lik u no

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I, Scott Aukerman, fully admit to leaking the recent celebrity nude photos. If you don't give me a million dollars, I will release the Danny Devito...

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  17. My ears are bleeding but my lips are needing . . . some of dat ass.

    By ianbauer,
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  18. Can't kid a kidder. Can't inappropriately touch 'em either.

    By Dhalgren,
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  19. Marty Feldman, Steve Buscemi, I don't see it. Beau don't Geste

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. No, Pat Sajak, I would not like to buy a vowel. Now put on your flight suit, we've got some aliens to kill.

    By ian cleghorn,   
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  21. Serious question: Did Rod Serling die or is he just in the Twilight Zone?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  22. Balls balls balls.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. What's the 'sclusie Gary Busey?

    By smitty,
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  24. Cheez-Its Christ!

    By smitty,
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    • 750 views

  25. What did the hammer say to the new standup?..... "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!"

    By Seanathon69,
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