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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcomes are a must

    By Names are for cowards,   
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  2. Dog darn it, I forgot my crazy pills. Any chance we can turn this plane around in the next 10 minutes or so?

    By Turtleshark,
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  3. Sometimes dreams really do come true, like that one I had about taking a big dump onstage at a Stevie Wonder concert

    By Turtleshark,
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  4. Senator, please! This is an Arby’s

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. I didn't say your singing voice is distinct, I said it stinked

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. The secret to real authentic New York pizza is the water. Because rats piss in there.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. Hay is for horses, but you'll both get a "kick" out of this semen collection kit

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. But if someone farts, he has to shave his moustache. There's a bunch of weird rules

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Oh great, just what I needed -- another Peabody award

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. "Catchphrase fatigue" is a very real but sadly unpreventable condition

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. Overseas they call it football, but here in the good ol' US of A we call it Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  12. Do these pants make my butt look worthy of love and respect?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Let’s address the elephant in the room. His name is Leonard, not “that big grey wrinkly dipshit”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Call me a conspiracy theorist but I’ve been putting soap in my hair and shampoo on my skin for years a not a god-damn person has noticed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Shower loofah, cleanse thyself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Does anyone know the best way to get a mousetrap off your genitals? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Eighty degrees / When I ask, “Madam, please, / Do you shell N-U-Ts? / ’Cause I bought forty bags / Of these. / Need ‘em cracked for a party… / Oh, it’s free?”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Sound the alarms! Piggy McShigstin stole the straws from underneath Flibber's bubbly butt!

    By aClockwork5,
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  19. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Phoebe Waller-Bridge Building Bridges with Phoebe Bridgers Starring Phoebe Bridgers and Phoebe Waller-Bridge!

    By aClockwork5,
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  20. How's it going, footlong?

    By aClockwork5,
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  21. R U talkin' B.B. Re: Me? This is good ... uh... blues music.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  22. I came here to kick ass and administer COVID-19 vaccines and I'm all out of vaccines.

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  23. In the end, there was no bat or secret government lab; it was the Y2K bug all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. "CITIZEN KANE" WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT - THAT DUDE MOVED AROUND JUST FINE WITHOUT ANY SORT OF WALKING STICK!!!!  IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "CITIZEN AVERAGE MOBILITY" AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Inject my rectum with schmear to let me know when you're near.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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