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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If 6 was 9, would 9 be 6? And would 69 be 96?? Don't even get me started on 6996!

    By CPiz,
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  2. Oooohhhh. You said a dozen EGGS. I bought a dozen eggplants. Oh well; Who wants moussaka?

    By CPiz,
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    • 650 views

  3. Comic books? We don't read no stinking comic books. We discuss tapestries. We fence. You like this watch? 12 bucks

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  4. this that C.H.U.D.S, Skuds, bloodz'n'buds type of party, best ak lik u no

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. I, Scott Aukerman, fully admit to leaking the recent celebrity nude photos. If you don't give me a million dollars, I will release the Danny Devito...

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  6. Technicality no down MOVE OVER BERNARD SHAKEY, this is my catchphrase.

    By ianbauer,
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  7. My ears are bleeding but my lips are needing . . . some of dat ass.

    By ianbauer,
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  8. remember this catchphrase because one day you will need it: the song you are thinking of is "tarzan boy" by baltimora

    By loveseat,
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    • 721 views

  9. Can't kid a kidder. Can't inappropriately touch 'em either.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 633 views

  10. Marty Feldman, Steve Buscemi, I don't see it. Beau don't Geste

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 782 views

  11. No, Pat Sajak, I would not like to buy a vowel. Now put on your flight suit, we've got some aliens to kill.

    By ian cleghorn,   
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    • 1100 views

  12. Serious question: Did Rod Serling die or is he just in the Twilight Zone?

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 646 views

  13. Balls balls balls.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 649 views

  14. What's the 'sclusie Gary Busey?

    By smitty,
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    • 751 views

  15. Cheez-Its Christ!

    By smitty,
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    • 748 views

  16. What did the hammer say to the new standup?..... "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!"

    By Seanathon69,
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  17. Spit out your gum. Slam in your earbuds. Crank the volume. It's time for the Auk's Cock to penetrate the part of your brain responsible for humour....

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  18. DEPLOY THE WARNING BEACONS JO-JO THE SPACE GORILLA HAS RETURNED!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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    • 765 views

  19. The only thing we have to fear, is ferrets elves.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  20. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. And now, for a limited time, It's discount time at Karl's Pizza Corral on Route 7 in Halifax,

    By DevlinTheDude,
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    • 607 views

  21. I prefer my websites online, my rollerskates inline, my cats feline, and the entire Billy Blanks Tae-Bo series, because it’s fantastic.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 618 views

  22. There once was a man from Nantucket...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You don't like me? Well no soup for you.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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    • 705 views

  24. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye unless you're playing that old classic "Who Has Less Eyes."

    By Dhalgren,
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  25. No it is not acceptable to cook all the Care Bears because you wanted to "Taste the rainbow!"

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 703 views
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