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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey mom, Chef Boyardee called & he wants his shitty noodles back. But seriously; return the convenient, shelf-stable italian food before I call..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  2. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonite. The tigers and bears though, mostly night owls. Detroit!!

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. Sometimes, I wonder how different my life would be if I hadn't dropped out of clown college to follow the Brian Setzer Orchestra around.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. L'il Liza Jane - you diminutive slut

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Rise and shine...

    By Ticholas,
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  6. Is this supposed to be funny!? Welcome to Serious Thump Thump

    By vikt0rssecret,
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  7. What's with all of this war? Can't we all just get along? Correction. Can't we all just get a Footlong. 5 Dollar Footlongs from Subway, now a sponsor.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  8. You don't have to be funny to be here, you just have to have luscious, delicious lips.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  9. Welcome to my odcast. Notice there's no "P" in it? Let's keep...

    By JeffCountryman,
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  10. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach Amen to fish...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  11. your pops caught you crying & he said 'NO WAY!'

    By loveseat,
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  12. My lips pressed Celeste. My shirt pressed her breast. My hand caressed a penis and I knew this was not Celeste.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  13. I'm not drunk! I'm big boned!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. You know what they say, "step on a crack, and you're likely to trip due to uneven footing"

    By StephenMiner,
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  15. Buttressed by the walls of the septic tank, Alfs' inner child weeps; until society buys him a Lambo - then he can speed through Ventura smiling and ma

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way..

    By JaJunk,
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  17. Epiphany douche balloon

    By AGF,
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  18. I don’t know who you are or why you’re in my restaurant... but your whoremaster newborn baby better finish its pork chops.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  19. There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to Cleveland.

    By Joe Lerini,
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  20. are we doing this? really? wait for it. are we doing this? wait for it. pow! what the fuck. wtf. and it also, ehh what the fuck. what's wrong with me?

    By hypnotizingchickens,
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  21. WTF? Wait, wait, don't tell me stuff you missed in history class. Welcome to Night Vale, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  22. Apparently, the difference between scratching one's self and committing an indecent act...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. due to budget restraint, the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off

    By loveseat,
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  24. I just took a dump and now I don't know what to do with it. I should've left in that toilet.

    By Seanathon69,
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  25. I just broke my winning streak by running around fully clothed.

    By Dhalgren,
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