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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you are what you eat then why am I turning into Stephen Colbert?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  2. On a midsummer's eve I like to enjoy a nice meatloaf in my car. It truly is paradise by the dashboard light.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  3. knickers on the dashboard, smartphone on the floor; jugglers gathering in the car park: that's right mother, it's WAR/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. We like chemicals so much, you might as well call us Walter White!

    By Jake Dingus,
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  5. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Scott Bakula did.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  6. Once, twice, three times slim shady

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  7. grit tis pert remembering, hat fit sis much more disheartening to have to squeal naan to be brolen from, hmmm?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. My face, your butt. Let's tangle.

    By guygoald,
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  9. Hey baby, why don't you ditch your friend so we can have ourselves a twosome.

    By Dhalgren,
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  10. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  11. Marc Maron is standing behind me with his cats...

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  12. Thou all should knowith how to maketh things soundith like Shakespeare...ith.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Two heads may be better than one, but my ex preferred taking three at a time.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. I go where the wind takes me. For I am a man with no ties to the ground, but several ties to these large balloons.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. Christmas comes once a year, but I come everyday. Ladies.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  16. You hear about Bill's last dookie? They're calling it colonial William's turd. Hmm, patriotic

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  17. You can bring the energy to the show, but you can't surge-protect it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Either Harris Wittels is passed out on your couch again, or, that's right, you're listening to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By guygoald,   
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  19. I'm a fan of boobs. What I'm saying is I blow on boobs.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. Screech a man to phish and he'll excrete for a day

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. So you see Humpty Dumpty was a dirty commie sicko all along, and I'm glad obamacare killed him. Now good night children.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. If you wanna spend the night at my house you are going to have to kill that giant goose

    By fredsolo,
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  23. If half of your jokes in the office don't come from Comedy Bang Bang, <i>you're doing it wrong.</i> Are italics allowed in this forum?

    By guygoald,
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  24. You look like a broken umbrella stuffed into a used condom.

    By Dhalgren,
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  25. If you've ever liked chemicals so much you might as well be Walter White, you might be a redneck.

    By ZaneMcDaniel,   
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