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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You may be six degrees from Kevin Bacon, but we're all just one degree from the icy grip of death.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. I try to stay away from sports metaphors because I'm not very good at them.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 711 views

  3. They were deadly on the ground. Now they have wings. Welcome to Con Air.

    By carlosfugazi,
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    • 807 views

  4. Boil some water off, add some flavor, strain it in muslin; its all Greek yogurt to me.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 552 views

  5. I can't believe it's not butter, but I'll take your word for it. As unlikely as it seems, it's at least remotely possible that it's a podcast.

    By Adam Young,
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  6. I always thought an eclair was just an electronic version of my ex-girlfriend.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 571 views

  7. For bathroom time, don't forget the TP --now with a rush of cherry flavor!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree --the tree wins.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 622 views

  9. Shave the head but never the face and you'll look sharp all over the place!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 636 views

  10. Hello everybody indeed, my name is Scott and I love using the weekly charts to try and make sense of the movies that make no sense! Lock the gates a

    By sunnydays1981,
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  11. I gave my most sacred equations to your lustral basin, your gilded paintings; your open spaces ... the rest i aimed at the toilet bowl, or on those Ew

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Mangina? Mangina?!? No thanks, I'll just have a coke.

    By Tiny Wild Animals,
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  13. I can tell im never dehydrated cause my pee is always red.

    By feelred,
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  14. I don't care about your hysterectomies and your city-slicking words; you owe me a well-endowed son and you owe me one now!

    By RafaelRabello,
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    • 775 views

  15. I've heard of Wake Me Up When September Ends, but Wake Me Up When September Middles?

    By Gym Sockerman,
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    • 911 views

  16. And if Jesus was a true Christian he would have stoned that ho. Amen.

    By RafaelRabello,
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    • 696 views

  17. I'm not in the mood to laugh today. I’m holding a gun under the table. So everyone just keep it chill for this episode?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. Ponce de León was slightly disturbed to find that the segregated Fountain of Youth was labeled WHITES ONLY.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 605 views

  19. Like sands through the hourglass, time stops when I'm getting my dick wet.

    By NotMattForman,
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  20. Pants, poop, mother, ghosts, mid 80s-to-present pop culture reference, desperation; eat my dust morons - this one CAN'T fail. . .oh wait, I left out t

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Woody Allen's 2006 film "Scoop" is a great comedy that was certainly ahead of its time. It is definitely worth a rental. 10/10 #underrated

    By fredsolo,
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    • 724 views

  22. Harris Wittels prefers to watch Indiana Jones movies on a laptop inside his Mustang so he can tell people he's Harris in Ford.

    By AaronSinger_29251,
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    • 848 views

  23. You damn kids! Get off my lawn!! razzle frazzle blasted wiseacre hooligan punkers- Oh, Hello Trolley

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  24. Streets is harkin Barry Larkin darryl strawbs & pedro. Mama grow'd up back in the nifty 50s, liberry card & a winnebago

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  25. Dear Scott Aukerman, please save me from this horrible orphanage! I'm your biggest fan and this is the only way I know how to reach you!

    By Waitasecondwhat,
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