RafaelRabello

Gay dong man, I'm a straight Compton man, so please put away your hey long glans.

It's true what they say about Scott Aukerman, but it's also not true what they don't say about him. Unless, of course, they do say it.

I could have started with "I should have", but alas, this sentence is, as of now, over.

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"Echo in here much? Echo in here much? Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Ooh, Thanks, thevoblex for that interesting catchphrase." ...Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Ooh, Thanks, thevoblex, for that interesting catchphrase.

Speaking of city-slickin' avi-tars, my avatar keeps getting deleted. What gives? Also, how can I make damn sure Scott reads this next episode? It's just too perfect.

Rust indeed "should be Walter White".

Shame about that spelling, though. You just had to put the "é"...

I don't care about your hysterectomies and your city-slicking words; you owe me a well-endowed son and you owe me one now!

I really like this catchphrase. Almost as much as Walter White likes chemicals.

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...basically.

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she could be lying about her age. Also, if you're listening to this show, this is a catch phrase. Scott's gonna basically repeat what I'm already saying here, but just be patient with him. Seriously, he will just pretend this is the most normal thing ever. He's very predictable sometimes, but we still love him, in the way one loves a three-legged lab-retriever: sincerely, but, you know. The poor thing.

My name is Stephen Hawking, and this is my ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: Just sitting here and being me. Not so fun now, is it?