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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hah! Two for flinching!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Give a man a fish - Feed him for a day...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  3. See, Dad? I told you they'd use my catch phrase! Now, a bet is a bet and now you must let me touch mom's boob.

    By Metalhart,
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  4. You're dead right, ghost-republican.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Dear diary, I got my first period today. Grammar is fantastic.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  6. Be careful in the pacific northwest, bears are known to possess telekinetic powers. That's something to bear in mind.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  7. Hwhile I possess the hwill to hwin, I hwon't hweasel my hway to the hwinner's circle.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  8. If Tim Horton has submitted to the will of the Burger King, what hope do I have?

    By FireDudeTwo,   
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  9. God Bless America. And support our..........poops?!

    By Not_David_,
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  10. Love knows no bounds but aren't boundaries important? I really don't want love getting into the crawlspace.

    By Dhalgren,
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  11. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Da police, Christmas and a mockingbird.

    By dafteskimo,
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  12. Withdraw the recommended 5 metres, then pinch the dusty vulva

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Chronic laconic. Erratic socratic. Synchronicity Yes Up hoot enter

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  14. Would Carrie like a mulligan? Miss Brownstein, your ball is in the water hazard. Fetch me my scuba!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  15. GIVE ME MY CONNERY BACK!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. What's up Rod Aug?

    By SunHammer,
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  17. Alas, there were no condoms in my drawer, nor sheets on my bed, and much less a woman to make love to.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  18. I only rap on Christmas. Other topics don't interest me.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. "Hide and go seek? Na, we're not doing that. I don't hide from no man." -Al Capone visits a kindygarten.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. A duel? To the death? Then the weapon of choice is mine to make! I choose heroin.

    By Dhalgren,
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  21. "You've stolen my daughter. Get prepared to be chased by a 60 year old man." Taken monologue edit #1.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  22. If she has a baby picture on Facebook, and it's from a year ago, look out--

    By RafaelRabello,
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  23. I Can't Help Farting in Gloves With You.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  24. Hey Listener, welcome to a new Comedy Bang Bang. Also, screw you.

    By frasierfonzie,
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  25. Is this thing on? 1 2 surreptitious turtle torture. Check 1 2 3 traveling taco truck tires. Juicy that?

    By greazey_bob,
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