New Catchphrase Suggestions

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   By allenpwilliams, July 26, 2014
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2. Would you stop playing with that radio, y'all? I'm trying to get some sleep!

   By heavenchai, July 26, 2014
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3. I will wear this girdle and wig. I will out-live William Shatner.

   By KrangkaDelic, July 25, 2014
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4. Oops, I'm black

   By kindlerslist, July 25, 2014
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5. Subtitle your porn son, we're not savages

   By KrangkaDelic, July 25, 2014
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6. The mayor of Hobotown rules with an iron-deficient fist.

   By Dhalgren, July 24, 2014
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7. In life I have known no greater sorrow, than eating alone at an airport Sbarro.

   By Toogs, July 24, 2014
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8. Demon Wayans 666

   By Kevinpalooza, July 24, 2014
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9. Mmmm-I am a robot. Mmm-please do call me Fnack. Mmmm-voodoo magic on you all.

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 24, 2014   

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10. I was smirking in the lab late one night; just relivin' the good times over and over in my mind.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 24, 2014
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11. Welcome to Comedy Big Boy, I'm your host: the easy, breezy, and beautiful Scott Aukerman

    By mister sensible, July 24, 2014
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12. You know what's cute? Every five minutes!

    By travisdunsmuir, July 24, 2014
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13. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 24, 2014
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14. I've heard of dollars and cents, but dollars and tents... Now that's an expensive camping trip.

    By JoeyWilson, July 24, 2014
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15. In times like these, I take condolence in my favorite Phish lyric...

    By Ticholas, July 23, 2014
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16. I've made a grave mistake. I accidentally buried the tombstone.

    By Dhalgren, July 23, 2014
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17. I like my sparkles, don't get me wrong. But keep your goddamn glitter away from me!

    By jaymanthegreat, July 23, 2014
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18. I got separate bins for my paper, plastic, aluminum, but not my heart. Guess I'll have to throw it away.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 23, 2014
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19. Say what you will about Juan Valdez...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 23, 2014
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20. Woeful Karl, Hell itself drafts new constraints for thee.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 23, 2014
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21. You know what they say about cemeteries...

    By Ticholas, July 23, 2014
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22. The road to enlightenment begins with Bruce Jenner and ends with Steely Dan.

    By Bernard_Shakey, July 23, 2014   

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23. I really want a carved phish. Do you know anybody? I know Harris Wittels.

    By Bever Hopox, July 23, 2014
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24. Yulap? Bulap? No...Kulap. This shall be my wife’s name.

    By kindlerslist, July 23, 2014
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25. The living room is a mess. I should've never invited Rip Torn over.

    By Bever Hopox, July 23, 2014
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