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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a truck.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 175 views

  2. Honk honk.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 173 views

  3. For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. Will trade for prosthetic baby feet. No wheels.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 184 views

  4. I'm just a squirrel standing in front of a nut asking it to let me try getting it.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 156 views

  5. I'd much rather watch an 8 film series based on 7 bestselling books about my hairy plopper, thank you very much.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 193 views

  6. I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite deez nuts, sir.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 225 views

  7. I don’t usually kiss and tell, but that’s mainly because of the ball gag.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  8. You could say we had a whirlwind romance. We met during a tornado.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 236 views

  9. My symptoms include mental confusion, non-mental confusion, and a confusion of wildebeests.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 214 views

  10. Though I’m middle-aged, / When I poop I grunt and stare… / Just like a baby.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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    • 199 views

  11. All the leaves are brown. / I THOUGHT that food tasted weird! / ‘Splosive diarr’ea.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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    • 199 views

  12. Spring, that time of year / When a young man’s fancy turns… / To masturbation.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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    • 183 views

  13. 200 years of Buffalo: a bisontennial.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 250 views

  14. No one should have to choose between payin’ rent and pain rent.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 191 views

  15. I’ll have the hot lettuce burrito, please

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 231 views

  16. The girls are back in town

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  17. My name’s Scotty A and I’m here to say/it’s fun to rap in a welcoming way

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  18. Get the shovel. Now.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  19. My dad does karate

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 169 views

  20. With curds like this, we're practically giving it a whey!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 164 views

  21. Marty, get in my van, Marty - I wanna drive real fast in this parking lot so we can time travel. Don’t tell your parents.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 171 views

  22. Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish. How many pieces do you wish? Well that's too bad 'cuz you're a diabetic, you double dang dummy!

    By Capital Funishment,
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    • 158 views

  23. Verily, within a yurt; I spilled hot dog on my taco shirt

    By Kently Wormington Spermington,
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    • 181 views

  24. Winter is coming. / Everybody, drip your pipes! / Wait, that’s just cocaine.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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    • 139 views

  25. Spring blossoms flower. / I can smell them as I run / Naked through the park.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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    • 145 views
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