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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Comedy Bang Bang weather report, it is cold and snowy here in southern Cal. From here on out I will only be speaking in Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphs..

    By Bever Hopox,
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  2. Back in my day we didn't believe in the past!

    By Dhalgren,
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  3. Hey Mandy Patinkin, we get it.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  4. My grandparents were guests on CBB and all I got was this lousy $100 donation in my name.

    By varkanar,
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  5. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, This is Comedy Bang Bang. Comedy Bang Bang.

    By teedle,
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  6. One more screw up and you two are off the case and this time I'm serious! Is that clear, Steven Segal and a talking monkey sidekick!?

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  7. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just a kleptomaniac fruit thief?

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  8. Welcome to comedy bang bang, your one stop shop wonder emporium that specialises in hilarious comedy and do-it-yourself demonic exorcisms!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  9. No more funny business, Mr bigglesworth McSoupbutt we had a goddamn deal! Give me the diamonds in exchange for the ivy league clown college tuition!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  10. If blood really is thicker than water, you should probably lay off the donuts, Tubsy.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  11. You feelin' lucky punk? Well you should be, congratulations on winning the lottery!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  12. You've got the my dick touch.

    By blister hoggin,   
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  13. Now it's Jack and Jack, Jill and Jill, Jilljack and Jackjill, or Jack and Jill that went up the hill - thanks, Obamacare.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Poopty Doopty sat on a wall. Poopty Doopty had a great fall. Poopty Doopty wasn't so poopty, woopty?

    By PhiliBop,
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  15. Gonna get me sumadat clooney D.N.A., then we'll see whos all gregarious.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. If you can't stand The Heat....then why did you accept this role, Sandra Bullock?

    By Riles,
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  17. When the scotch touches your lips... bat him away the declare your love for England.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. I'll introduce myself in a second

    By brick face,
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  19. I'm your guest Scott Aukerman, and I'm with your host _____________

    By brick face,
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  20. The sun my moon. The moon my earth. The earth my ocean. The ocean my balls. My balls cover two-thirds this planet. I am the destroyer of worlds—

    By Dhalgren,
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  21. Don't!

    By DorkyButCool,
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  22. What am I now, the clown of the highway?

    By ErringMason,
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  23. Say hello to my spittle, friend.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. After years of Andy Circus working exclusively in Newspapers Funny Pages, Andy left go pursue a career in the fledgling art of Mo-Cap.

    By sodapopcat,
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  25. If Lime Disease is the opposite of Scurvy, then my recently deceased Aunt is the opposite of the Tuna i made out of my recently deceased Aunts Corpse.

    By sodapopcat,
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