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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ooo you’re a knotty rope, aren’t you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Im a lover, not a fighter. I never punched a man in my life, but i may have fist fucked a fella's face or two here and there.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  3. I don’t want to go to the public pool but take out the “L’s” and I might just reconsider.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Remember Kony 2012? You might enjoy Bony 2021

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  5. I don't put out on the first date... Unless it's the trash when I fuck you and the garbage truck is due

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  6. Some of us are cultured an prefer to eat our piss and drink our shit

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  7. Mary had a little lamb, and yet she claims to still be a vegetarian.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  8. They finally announced Prince Phillip died. Not a catchphrase, just a PSA

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  9. A familiar thing, a new thing, a gross thing, a rhyming thing.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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    • 161 views

  10. The Bat at Bane's falls mainly on his back.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  11. It was my mom's birthday yesterday. Happy birthday, mom! I love you.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 143 views

  12. Henry the 8th's wives started a podcast and people are losing their heads over it.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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    • 180 views

  13. Where’s the shrimp?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 164 views

  14. I say to you, lords and ladies of the land, dicks out once more for Harambe

    By Chippy Long,
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  15. I’m a George on the streets and a Ringo in the sheets

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Help! Chris Christie made my slit misty!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I take a little sloppy poo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 148 views

  18. Well, I'm a feline gynecologist, so yeah... I'm literally up to my elbows in pussy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Yeah, the mortician and I hooked up; she cream-ate all night long.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I’m going to start protein shake restaurant in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where you watch a Pixar movie while playing a Chinese board game on the Nintendo Wii called “Up UP and a Whey Wii Go”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Thanks to George RR Martin no one ever has to feel that bad about procrastinating ever again.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 160 views

  22. In a world full of doorknob flavors, my favorite will always be plain.

    By ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotBetter,
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    • 281 views

  23. Today on Comedy Bang Bang, a 30% chance our guest didn't set up the expensive microphone we sent them

    By Just Make Something Up,
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  24. Das vadanya, and don't get any on ya!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 161 views

  25. I mean, I was absolutely Gobsmacked. So, yes, I pressed charges against Gob for domestic violence.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 167 views
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