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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The best recipe for a knuckle sandwich is a hairy fist, two slices of white bread and a dollop of wallop.

    By WAAAAAAALT,   
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  2. Surfboards up mofos! Murder death kill and a bottle of Tang. Chocolate toffee Bonga Bongs; Harangue!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  3. Stop calling them pubic lice!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. Should I treat myself for poison ivy or is it just a reaction to my new laundry detergent?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. Just got a look at today's script and it is stellar! Rehearsal begins after this sentence.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  6. When making love to a large albino Albania woman, be sure to keep your fondue pot clean.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. Michael Dorn is courteous and warm, while Brent Spiner has a positronic vagina.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. According to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, 'According to Jim' was a horrible TV sit-com, according to every one.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  9. The nonchalant commandants' curious confidant courts curlews quietly in a corner; his discreet secretions mask deep depletions of feelings kinder and

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Parental warning, exquisite content. Suck it Grandma, nobody wants your cookies!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  11. There's no genius position on the "off" switch, just dried frosting and food coloring

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  12. Why be a Plow King when you can be a Plow God?

    By AlexanderMikhalkevich,
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  13. Valinor Tree maintenance fee? Lembas E-Z pass? Mithril utilities bill? I for one find these Tolkien re-birthings to be singularly taxing.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. While the cat's away, those with cat allergies will breathe a big sigh of relief.

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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  15. For fuck's sake would you turn on your goddamned heartlight?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. Easy, Breezy, Beautiful. Hoverboard.

    By bagofbeef,
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  17. "If you've been struck by, or indeed touched by a smooth criminal, please holla at your homeboy."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Summer? I barely know her! But I got a "3" in AP calculus, so let's just see how this all shakes out.

    By MarkDoten,
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  19. I've heard homophobia blend seamlessly into homo-erotica on sports talk radio and I will not tolerate intolerance...but I will eroticate erotica.

    By Jordan Roberts,   
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  20. Sometimes you have to ask yourself, "Have I yanked enough nose hairs out today?"

    By Jordan Roberts,   
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  21. We have a helluva show for you today so you can put that in your pipe and take it to the bank while the iron's hot.

    By Jordan Roberts,   
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  22. Rogaine is a helluva drug

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Now available as a suppository!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  24. Every time a bell rings Criss Angel gets an STD.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  25. She had a face like Abe Vigoda but her penmanship was impeccable.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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