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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If the streets have no name, then how the hell am I suppose to ever find what I'm looking for!?

    By vikt0rssecret,
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  2. Tap Dancer? But I hardly know Dancer. Besides, gross, she's a reindeer.

    By Skeevins,
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  3. I want you to shoot me in the face, as hard as you can.

    By FredDiMeglio,
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  4. I am a prolific practitioner of podcastery!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. It's kind of sad no one talks about the twin brother, Left-Said Fred.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. Before I ring up these donuts you’re buying, I have to ask..is it not true, madame, that Rod Stewart is the ugliest human being in history?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. I've been really into Indie music lately. Especially the stuff from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

    By TylerOlson,   
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  8. Regardless of how often they go to church, as a human, I'm holier than cows.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  9. David Copperfield ain't got shit on me. I'm the sencha king of middle America.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  10. If you can't stand the heat, avoid heated circumstances.

    By theoren_1,
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  11. xenophobic biro, more like

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. When you talk about the greatest cities in the world you have to mention New York City. I mean I am legally required to mention it at least twice a

    By Goots,
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  13. They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. They also say the city never sleeps, Sounds like someone ne

    By Goots,
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  14. New York New York the city so nice they named it twice. Really? The same name twice. Sounds a little lazy to me. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Goots,
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  15. I did not come here to chew bubblegum or kick ass. I'm simply looking for the restroom

    By JamesMcKeon,
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  16. I believe it was sainted philosopher Thomas Aquinas who forewarned humanity: ”Don’t fuck with the babysitter!”

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. When in Rome, build it in a day, because all roads lead there.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  18. Only professional conductors with a sense of acoustics can prevent forest choirs.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. To the Victor belong the spoils! Victor Frankenstein that is and his spoiled corpses.

    By Dhalgren,
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  20. I get paid in Bitchcoins...but my god it sucks.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. We all know that old Chinese proverb - "Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?"

    By LilyWilliams,
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  22. Why can't I shit AND get off the pot? Shouldn't be poo-tually exclusive.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Just waiting for the reverb from the theme song to die down.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  24. When life gives you lemons, hey, FREE LEMONS! Not too shabby. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Hot Dog,
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    • 815 views

  25. I've heard of catching some rays, but catching some PHRASE? Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Hot Dog,
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