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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. a tradition unlike any other... peeing in the sink

    By keanutrees,
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    • 1512 views

  2. This catchphrase intentionally left blank.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 665 views

  3. Every rose has its thorn.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 690 views

  4. Today’s show will be a bloodbath in the most literal sense. Engineer Cody, please hand me my cleaver, jar of vaseline and Barbara Mandrell CDs.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 611 views

  5. Ball juice for sale, 2 for 1

    By rod aug,
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  6. that is not what I meant, at all

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I need some milk to clear my palate, otherwise I can't be expected to know whether that's hazelnut or human flesh.

    By ratpack,
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    • 831 views

  8. Do you like butter or I Comedy Believe It's Not Bang! Bang!

    By JuliaWDHarrison,
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    • 758 views

  9. Even though Q-Thor was not an alien, he was able to mind control Scott & the gang through Stokholm syndrome. That is my no-prize submission.

    By Skeevins,
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    • 684 views

  10. If you like bagels, you're in luck! They still exist!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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    • 1189 views

  11. What's the deal with observational comedy?

    By rod aug,
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    • 769 views

  12. Hey pal. As said in the ad: 'All Johnny Mathis glasses come "as is"'.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 741 views

  13. Perfect for listening to in your car, your office, your church- anywhere you usually masturbate!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  14. I don't like pranks. I think they're stupid, immature, and not funny... Haha, gotcha, I actually like pranks.

    By spaceball87,
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  15. Maybe if Pol Pot had given his son a silly name like Jack Pot history might not have judged him so harshly for the whole genocide thing

    By spaceball87,
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  16. I put my iPhone on Airplane mode, but when I threw it out the window it didn’t fly very far at all.

    By spaceball87,
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  17. You won't find this fact in the history books, but my grandfather basically single-handedly won World War II -- because his other hand got blown off.

    By spaceball87,
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  18. I hate how the word "Nazi" is applied to everyone these days. I think it makes us forget just how horrific the crimes of the grammar Nazis were.

    By spaceball87,
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  19. The scariest moment of my life was when I fell down an elevator shaft...

    By spaceball87,
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  20. Did you know that while it takes over 20,000 joints to overdose on marijuana, it only takes one cliff to overdose on jumping?

    By spaceball87,
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  21. I tried to rob a bank once...

    By spaceball87,
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  22. People tend to forget about the other album U2 released in 1984, "The Forgettable Fire"

    By spaceball87,
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  23. Most people don't realize "Al Hitchcock" was only the nickname of the famous film director -- his real name was Al Hitchpenis!

    By spaceball87,
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    • 810 views

  24. Ever since I've heard you're supposed to "dress for the job you want," I've been walking around in a hand costume

    By spaceball87,
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    • 756 views

  25. Hey, Doctors Without Borders -- stop complaining and just go to Barnes and Noble!

    By spaceball87,
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    • 798 views
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