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1. Them’s three for a dollar on Wednesdays, Gary.

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2. Maybe it's just me...

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3. Didgeridoos. Making Australia Day Fun Again!

   By Chris_Markley, June 8, 2013
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4. You can't spell, "success"....

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5. Pardon me. Would you be so kind as to tell me when the midnight express arrives?

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6. As the man in the yellow hat said to Curious George while tasting George's spaghetti, "This shit is bananas."

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7. In the pursuit of fabulous, the savvy always win

   By awmelton, June 10, 2013
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8. Ice to meet you, this is Comedy Bang Bang

   By Smozi, June 24, 2013
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9. To become one with nature, is to enter a very committed relationship with Bear Grylls.

   By Colt, June 11, 2013
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10. What a humble Rush Limbaugh you are!

    By TheSmallMan, June 11, 2013
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11. Denial? What's a river in Egypt have to do with me being an alcoholic?

    By Colt, June 11, 2013
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12. 9/10 quadrupeds prefer 4-wheel drive. The other 10% are deer, who said, "Fuck you."

    By MoneyKenny, June 11, 2013
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13. Gentlemen, start your boners.

    By TheRealBillW.HasNoFriends, June 11, 2013
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14. It's hard to meet women at bratwurst conventions...

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15. Don't sit down too hard.

    By GangbangWill, June 12, 2013
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16. Andrew Dice Clay. On Your marks, get set... OOHH!!!

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17. Cat Food: Not Just For Head Trauma!

    By MonsieurBobo, July 12, 2013
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18. It's times like this I'm reminded of the immortal words of Sir Winston Churchill, who boldly proclaimed to the enemy:

    By Bernard_Shakey, June 12, 2013
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19. It's October! And you know what that means!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, October 1, 2013
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20. I'm just a caveman...

    By denimgremlin, June 12, 2013
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21. Never buy a used clown car...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 12, 2013
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22. Hay is for horses but...

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23. It's not delivery, it's podcast

    By Jackson1326657838, June 12, 2013
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24. Well my name's Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say...

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25. I'm watching wrestling and drinking Hi-C fruit punch...

    By GiantRobotSexMonster, June 12, 2013
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