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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. So I said to her, “Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I got a bad case of lovin' you!” To which she said, “Sir, you have stage 2 prostate cancer.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. There was a farmer who had a dog, and Cujo was his name-O! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! And Cujo was to blame-O!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Hold me, harpoon me, & harvest me blubber... it'll be a whale of a time!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. The best thing about having twins is you don’t have to set a timer for switching breasts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I’m too sexy for this bong

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Anybody wanna start a cult later?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Hi, my name is Scotty-boy and I like being rolled up in carpets and stepped on.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. I may have lost my marbles.. but I found a friend

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Let's give them something to talk about... How about butt stuff?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Sorry you sad, sniveling, unfunny sack of human regret, unfortunately that one's not gonna stick.

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  11. Don’t eat raw meat

    By mkdownload,
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  12. Hey the nong face, man?

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  13. Welcome to the amputee of the year awards! Please put your stumps together for this year's finalists

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. In space, no one can hear you scream for ice cream

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. In soviet Russian space, screams can't hear you

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. "Why is this band called Three Dog Night?" asked nobody

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. I believe the children are our future... wait, there's more... overlords

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. From Paul F Tomkins to Hoho the Elf, it's a hoot, a holler, and a cry for help

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  19. We all Dalton Wilcox is the poet lauriet of the west, but have you ever met the bukowskiesque poet of the west?

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  20. I have one HELL of a Rachel Ray Nut-rish

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  21. In Soviet Russia, it's freezing cold and life is hard.

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  22. My 18th century doctor, Sir Toiletface McPeepeepants, said if it wasn’t for potty all my humours would be failing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. Peanuts! Peanuts for sale! Get your nuts soaked in pee here!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Have you guys tried the vodka babka? It’s really gross.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Your stepdad really likes Rachel Ray, huh...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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