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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m your dad, Luke

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 164 views

  2. Princess Leia popcorn playa

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 171 views

  3. Potato salad gets me so horny

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 161 views

  4. I would never have sex with a zombie. Rob or otherwise.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 167 views

  5. My lips are peeled

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 172 views

  6. If you're cold, they're cold. Put your balls away.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Poop dipe, wipe-wipe, swipe right.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. I ordered the Death By Chocolate, but all I got was this hemorrhagic stroke!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. Amazon never has enough guys.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 132 views

  10. Burnt Toast incense is super fun to light down at the nursing home

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Splish splash taking a bath, Andre the Giant never had a mustache.

    By CharminUltraFeast,
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  12. terry no further your fickle mind dr. frank fistulous, for t’was my fictional fathers fingers whom frantically befriended your wife’s fallopian furrow

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  13. For the missus and me, our go-to date night movie is "Dirty Dancing." And like clockwork, by the time we've reached the botched abortion, I'm balls deep.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. The Fast and the Furious should've been titled The Slow and the Serious, and its sequel: 2 Slow 2 Serious.

    By CharminUltraFeast,
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  15. Know what else lifts and separates? Tectonic shifts coupled with volcanic activity. But go on about your lame tits.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 154 views

  16. Some people use the TV as a babysitter, but I just use it to watch babysitter porn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 200 views

  17. I came, I saw, I pissed my pants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  18. If you could get out of my dreams AND my car, that'd be ideal

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. I always thought my penis was pretty liberal but now I can see it leans to the right

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 161 views

  20. Fat-bottomed geodes, you make the rock collecting world go round.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 189 views

  21. Every little thing she does is magic. Burn her! Burn the witch!

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 166 views

  22. Every hole is a glory hole if you're not afraid of getting your dongle chomped by a wild beast of the land or sea

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 146 views

  23. If this relationship is going to work, I need uninterrupted time to twerk.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 187 views

  24. Fingers signing on the dotted line, show me that you love me and let's flip a house together. RE/MAX, turn around and sell my land

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 157 views

  25. Which came first, the peepee or the poopoo?

    By cheeseofoog,
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    • 196 views
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