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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man wonders why there's so many traffic lights

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. What loving God would harden our wieners in the morning while weakening our hands

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. It’s the land of milk and honey where lactose-intolerant diabetics be damned.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. One man’s shirt is another man’s oversized nipple warmer.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. In my culture, an empty bottle is its own message.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. You chicks think your pussies are soooo great.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Neil Armstrong’s dandruff flaked the moon landing

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Bumblebeez nuts

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Dubya Dubya Dubya not gonna do it dot com backslash read my lips

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. The devil is in the details…The satanic details, that is.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Just did all my sock laundry, now I gotta toss in a Plan B pill with the next load

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Back rub to the future, back rub to the past, I don’t care when it happens, I just LOVE me some back rubs!!!

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. If Nixon was on the Hundred Dillar Bill, rappers would say “It’s all about the Dicks!”

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  14. It’s impossible to throw gang signs while wearing oven mitts. Which is probably why rappers are always dropping it like it’s hot.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  15. Que pasa, Taco?

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  16. There are no stupid questions. There are no stupid answers. None of your friends can see or hear you.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Yes, that’s what I called you, but I didn’t mean it in a bad way. Why, my own dad is a fucktard.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Charles Shulz’s early comic strips were about little boys wetting their pants. Hence “Pee Nuts.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. There’s no sauce for that

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Stop boiling corn in milk, you’re so gross

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Yo mama so dead that after sex I rolled over twice and she was dead

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. It doesn't do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to twerk

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. I have a condo in Surfside Florida. Well, it’s really more of a flat.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. You can blow with this or you can blow with that. You can blow with this or you can blow with that. You can blow this piss or you can blow this scat. Or you could go with Gus.

    By meatierologist,
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  25. Sly Stallone was once the richest man in the world. Ya know, that Rocky feller?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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