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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We're all just sacks of meat waiting to burst from our casings.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 160 views

  2. venit patris sui est mundus tuus

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 179 views

  3. Brother, can ya spare a dime bag?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 163 views

  4. Oh you like pizza, huh? Name the ingredients.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. If we're doing lunch, you'll need to force-feed me like the guy from Se7en.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 169 views

  6. “Love Actually” walked so “Valentine’s Day” could run.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 166 views

  7. Stew the borscht, Luke.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  8. The two most important days are…

    By TheShowerFartBrassBand,
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  9. Attention must be paid in full or your ass is out on the street

    By ArthurDrillher,
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    • 161 views

  10. Hey girl, are you Chopin's Revelutionary Etude? Because I'll pretend to be interested in you to impress my friends, but I'm really into fat chicks

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 143 views

  11. All right lift, separate and listen, I'm a bra, go ahead, stuff your tits in

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 145 views

  12. Check out my podcast on Spotify called damn news.

    By Facelist,
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    • 196 views

  13. Lewis and Clark fucked from sunrise til dark.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 172 views

  14. I'm like a comedy soup. Just let me stew for awhile .

    By Facelist,
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  15. When I say use me like a moving van, dear, I’m saying wrap some meth in a carpet square, shove it up my ass and let’s make for Canada.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. Step One: square dancin'. Step Two: geometric romancin'.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 172 views

  17. Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 324 views

  18. The early bird gets to cry a little longer.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 262 views

  19. Please help control the pet population, have your pet hanged for treason

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. do you think that Christian cucumber from Veggie Tales has ever been put up a butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  21. There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold. I bedazzled my poop. Now we wait.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 130 views

  22. I fell into a bottomless pit but it's just a shallow ditch full of dudes with their dicks hanging out. I love it here.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  23. Whether he's playing blackjack or abducting preteens, my uncle always doubles down on 11.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  24. There's no "I" in "team", but there is an "oh, you pee?" in "group". And that's something we should've known about you before you joined our baseball group.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 161 views

  25. I learned how to play chess at Catholic boarding school, so I know the game isn't really over until the bishop's inside my ass.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 173 views
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