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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My preacher is cool as hell. He opens every sermon by exclaiming, "Sinbad for my real friends, real bad for my sin friends!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. My baseball mitt is getting old: every little catch frays the webbing!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. Would a nose, by any other name, smell?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a... prankster!?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  5. Bowfinger vs. Norbit: whoever wins, we also win

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. Don't put all your eggs in one cryostorage facility

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. All my exes live in Texas, and that's why I'll spread their corpses across the Caribbean Sea!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. If the boob is a'drippin', don't come a'sippin'!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. If man were meant to have sex, God would've gave him a wiener. Wait, you guys all got wieners? What the hell, God?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to shut up while I'm watching Ant-Man

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Plain old polyps bumming you out? Bedazzle your rectal polyps with glittery Polypstick!(TM)

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. If he hollers let him go. Give him 20 then smack that hoe.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  13. Therapist just showed me 8 pictures of his butthole. He said they're ink blots but I know b-hole when I see it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. You might be surprised to learn: the "In Memoriam" segment was the goriest part of the GuilloTEEN Choice Awards.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Like a window at Clapton's House, I'm leaving it Wide open.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. I'd imagine the statute of limitations has already expired for whoever let the dogs out in 2000

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. The Kinder Egg is both chocolate AND curiosity, and as such, it's got the skills to kill ALL your pets.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Walked into the sex party being all like, "Dildon't mind if I dil-doo!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Any way you cut it, a Fart is a Fart.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. Far be it from me to be far from it

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. "What's up, beans ?"

    By Facelist,
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  22. 50 ways to loose your Glover: 1. Step out the back Riggs. 2. Just give me some slack Riggs. 3. Don't need.......etc.

    By Facelist,
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  23. A shitbird in the ground is better than two wars in the Bush administration

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  24. Having fun, fun, fun til my Daddy took the T-Bird to the Manson family farm.

    By Facelist,
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  25. It's just one of those days where you don't want a whey cup

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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