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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's time to close up the plug bag!

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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    • 210 views

  2. The DJ’s got us falling in love again

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 147 views

  3. I once saw a kitten wearing mittens and a giraffe that wasn't doing anything cause nothing rhymes with giraffe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Once upon a time I was like you - listening to this catchphrase being read aloud and saying to my husband - why are you reading this out loud to me? I don't care about your fucking podcast obsession.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. We were promised flatpacks, jetpacks and ballsacks. But all we got was a free chicken sandwich. My review of this PTA meeting will not be favourable.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 163 views

  6. I'd like to thank jesus, god, holy mary mother of god, the shepherds, the donkeys, my agent, my parents, satan and everyone else who made this SAG award possible.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 152 views

  7. As my Grandma always used to say - You'd forget your head if you weren't so inclined to remember your propensity for performing oral sex

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 173 views

  8. I scram, you scram, we all scram for the cops are coming. Zoinks! Let's get outta here Scoob!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 152 views

  9. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me da riddim.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 178 views

  10. Said Voldemort in cold retort, “that Buckbeak is a fuck freak!”

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 240 views

  11. From grundle to pate, ye be what ye ate.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 149 views

  12. A turd in the hand is worth poo in my bush

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 158 views

  13. I don't know your name, but there's something between us - this might sound insane, but is that your penis?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 140 views

  14. Now, for a word on the dearly departed: he was a turd who constantly farted.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 151 views

  15. Check out the Mantzoukas on this guy

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  16. Don't make the mistake of calling me a Cuban; I may be a sandwich, but my first name is Reuben!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 172 views

  17. Take it from me, there were plenty of angry and confused cannibals at those Comedy Central Roasts.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 143 views

  18. What's the haps here, pap smear?

    By I hate the post office,
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  19. Cancel my plans and call me the milk-man, now get that cup in a microwave PRONTO

    By Deiz Naughts,
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  20. "Hey girl, your low level trauma makes my dick throbba!" isn't the feedback I had hoped for from my psychiatrist.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 189 views

  21. I love Lucy, but she loves speed.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 154 views

  22. We want free tacos, not your dirty jockos!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 152 views

  23. Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this podcast in no way endorses a belief in the occult. But my satanic daycare totally does.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 220 views

  24. I’m going to strangle you with my bare hands. And then with my gloved feet.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 181 views

  25. But Larry stopped behaving like a father to her, and started acting like a self-propelled dick.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 155 views
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