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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Smooth Criminal was written by a criminal who REALLY liked smooth surfaces

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. If you don't pump the milk, your cups runneth over

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. You say you like it better, but I'm actually much better at liking it than you are. Cuz I like it more

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 137 views

  4. As a man, I'll never know the miracle of childbirth. Hopefully I can at least be the one who leaves it on the fire house steps.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I'm not so sure about your new creative direction, Aesop Jazz Fusion

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. That maple tree be sappy as HELL... reading me cheesy-ass poems and shit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Frankly, ZZ Top, I think a song about a woman who DOESN'T have legs would be way more interesting.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. The main lesson from Cinderella and The Wizard of Oz is that women love to wear beautiful yet wildly uncomfortable shoes.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. That ain't your calendar, it's Mayan

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. Move over, Joe Jonas. We've entered the time of Nick, and without a second to spare

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  11. This food processor is louder than any Ninja I've ever met

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. When are The Doors not The Doors? When they're The Jars

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. Daredevil would love to weigh in on his Netflix show, but he hasn't seen it

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. With musical guest, That Old Fart of Gladiator!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. Do you like hot dogs? Well how do you like them hot dogs!?

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  16. Dodger!? I didn't even know she was a rubber ball

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. I tried not to feel sad about "That's What She Said" jokes going out of style, but in the end, I took it really hard

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Thanks to Blue Apron, I cooked 1 of 1 seasoned exotic bird meat! And I didn't hafta pluck a pelican!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. Damn, April! Krang be the kang!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. Elephino, but fangs for the mammaries

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Whenever I'm sent to the principal's office I change into a Hawaiian shirt, but that doesn't mean I'm not crying on the inside.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  22. Silver tinsel, pink tonsils, put 'em in the ground, grow a baby rock star 15 pounds.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  23. Dear Governor, I'm trapped in a loveless prison. Help me break free.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  24. Bob’s your uncle, mum’s the word. Now doctor, diagnose my turd.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. In the land of the blind, just say you have one eye. Who's gonna call you out? Some blind guy?

    By StopEatingBees,
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