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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why don't you ask those Chinese immigrants how live-long their days were?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. Kree at last! Kree at last! Thank Kevin Feige, I'm Kree at last!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. Spoiler alert! A Stitch, in time, saves Lilo

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. In the back of all our heads, the McDonald's "Fish McBites" jingle lurks in the shadows.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. The way you're raising your child is highly illogical

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. BB King joined QAnon and became BBQ.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I told my dyslexic brother he had bad breath, so he started eating Kit Kats

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. Give a man a fish, and he'll fuck it. Film a man fucking a fish, and he'll pay you to keep it a secret.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Obi-Wan Kenobi died today. He will be mist

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. I don't see the glass as half-empty OR half-full. I drink from the BOTTLE. Like a MAN.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. The Filet-o-Fish is made of some odd cod, b'God

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. Ah, tis you, my box of Kleenex

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. Menstrual blood is thicker than regular blood

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. I'm pretty sure if you blew air into your peehole, your ballsack would inflate. I mean, don't do it, but, that's what I think would happen.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Bill Burr is actually just a hobbit who forgot his coat

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. What's the dizzle, Wienerschnizzle?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. Opinions are like assholes, Coneheads don't have them

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  18. Assholes are like opinions, nobody wants to hear yours

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. Sing us a song, you're the piano man with a moon for a head. Sing us a song, Mac Tonight

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. There's a special place in Hell for those who take the time to find it

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Today we flip the script and, on the backs of the papers, there are bunch of doodles and grody stains and shit.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help you to leave me alone.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Tush by ZZ Top shoulda been called AA Bottom

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  24. Has a celebrity ever successfully faked their own death? Today, we un-Pac that

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  25. If Pop Tarts are raviolis, then I'm proud to say I've had my dick in an Italian.

    By BobOdentwerk,
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