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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No I’m not “firing” you. I’m not “laying you off” either. I am merely shitcanning you.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Fin Fang Foom, let's blow Doctor Doom

    By BobOdentwerk,
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  3. Nothing congreeds like Congress!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. I've been reading a book of matches. It's a real page-burner!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  5. My jizz just hit the floor and spelled out the word "help." Man, those little guys are organized.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Now, everyone knows that Tom Petty sang that waiting is the hardest part, but what my ding dong presupposes is...maybe it isn't? 

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  7. I could get used to not remembering signing up for this

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. I'm gettin' too Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme for this shit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. Like Tom Hanks in Cast Away, I'm owin' Wilson

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. Leave the salad up to me...

    By Facelist,
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  11. Don't get me wrong. You wouldn't like me when I'm wrong.

    By Facelist,
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  12. Don't just lay there all stretched out like a cat licking it's own asshole!

    By Facelist,
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  13. Bent over all day like a dog fucking a football!? Not how I imagined spending this dog day afternoon!

    By Facelist,
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  14. Dumb waiter. I am sorry. I never meant to offend your axis.

    By Facelist,
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  15. Baby I'm not allowed to go out of the country.

    By Facelist,
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  16. Mall is where the Blart is

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. I haven't been this scared since that cardboard ghost ate the baby in 3 Men and a Baby

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  18. Loki is a misnomer. It's actually quite over-the-top

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. I don't have to put up or shut up with this shit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. Is it President Dr. Steve Brule, or Dr. President Steve Brule?

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. I don't care what anyone says, I think it's adorable when the president puts his shoes on the wrong feet

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. She sells knockoff Gucci bags by the Jersey Shore. Please contact the Wildwood police department if you see her.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  23. Dr. Clawfoot fell again today. The time between collapses is growing ever shorter. I fear what I may discover with each new morn

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  24. I feel you, left ball. I also have only two close friends.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. I've got more Squirt than an 80s vending machine!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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