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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I found the woman of my dreams. And she is all I dreamed. Plus interest.

    By Facelist,
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    • 177 views

  2. Flavour of the month? Would that not be mold?

    By Facelist,
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    • 186 views

  3. Sorry about your car. In my defense, I forgot I was on fire.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. I need to know two things: the melting point of Dippin' Dots, and average human butthole temperature. Nevermind why.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Tragedy Bang Bang is all too common in this country

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Don’t sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I would KILL for Dr. Kevorkian's career!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Turn me into soup, and slurp, slurp, slurp my noodle!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Is Gal the Godot we've been waiting for?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Eat at Freud's, I recommend the deep dick pizza. I mean dish.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 178 views

  11. If you want honesty, ask a kid or a caricature artist

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. CoverGirl is a very honest name for a makeup company

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I'm into this kink called "Ostriching." It's where I bury my head in the sand, while my sweetie goes to town on my butthole.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. It was Hyman Roth shot the curtains. Oops! I'm a rat now

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. In my culture we only show our buttholes as a display of remorse, or to close a trade deal

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Fun Fact: If you were to lay out all the blood vessels in an adult, end to end, you'd be arrested

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 170 views

  17. Paint me green and let's have Shrex

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. A hippie, a horticulturalist, and a White House photographer walk into a bar. One of them better show me some bush.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Where do I see myself in five years? The FUTURE, bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. The day you stop farting is the day you die.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Welcome to Delaware, or as they say in Spanish "Of the Aware."

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  22. If you love end rhyme more than narrative continuity, you can piss right off.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  23. The whole school saw you doing karate and you stink at it

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. How do you make a root beer float? Put a cork in it, that’s how.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Make snakes take the baked cakes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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