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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In the words of Fred Flintstone, a little dab'll do ya.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. Follow them lay lines too long and you'll end up in these Cumgutters.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. I felt smart, you felt smart, we all felt smart.

    By Triple Nipple Slipper,
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  4. If 2’s company and 3's a crowd, what are 4 and 5? Pedophiles. Stay away from them.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I guess when I heard Cupid would shoot his love arrows at me, I didn't picture a metaphor

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. These primordials aren't much for conversation but they sure make a tasty soup

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, “I’m sorry but I’m lactose intolerant but otherwise this could have been real interesting.”

    By Triple Nipple Slipper,
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  8. . I thought I could catch his Cavalier in my Impala but nobody really wants a Chevy Chase

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Biz Markie had a dog named Ms. Barkie.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. You say you like it better, but I'm actually much better at liking it than you are. Cuz I like it more

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  11. Obi-Wan Kenobi died today. He will be mist

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. Until coffee tables are made of adamantium, make mine marble!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. A petting zoo is a great place to meet chicks

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. Sly Stallone was once the richest man in the world. Ya know, that Rocky feller?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. You can blow with this or you can blow with that. You can blow with this or you can blow with that. You can blow this piss or you can blow this scat. Or you could go with Gus.

    By meatierologist,
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  16. I have a condo in Surfside Florida. Well, it’s really more of a flat.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. It doesn't do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to twerk

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Yo mama so dead that after sex I rolled over twice and she was dead

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Stop boiling corn in milk, you’re so gross

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. There’s no sauce for that

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Charles Shulz’s early comic strips were about little boys wetting their pants. Hence “Pee Nuts.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Yes, that’s what I called you, but I didn’t mean it in a bad way. Why, my own dad is a fucktard.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. There are no stupid questions. There are no stupid answers. None of your friends can see or hear you.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Que pasa, Taco?

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  25. It’s impossible to throw gang signs while wearing oven mitts. Which is probably why rappers are always dropping it like it’s hot.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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