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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Davy Jones Index is where they trade Monkee stocks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. To everything turn, turn, turn, where d'ya want these ashes? Urn, urn, urn.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. At this point, I'd sing a song FOR sixpence, or even a bite of that delicious blackbird pie

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. Snackwise we got Pork Scratchings and for you foodies the less-popular Cow Itchings

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. If you can read this bumper sticker then you're literate. Congrazumulationsayes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Now I am become teeth, the destroyer of hot dogs

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. A sphincter says what's up hot dog

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. I'll get you man-titties, and your little butt too

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. I was tired of my tablet falling over, so I decided to take a stand

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. Please accept this engraved commemorative plaque on your teeth.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. My Top 3 Carls are Tart, Sagan, and Sajunior

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. Thank god City on a Hill came back. I was starting to get Kevin Bacon Anxiety

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. Cupid's arrow left me quivering

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. I used to enjoy watersports, but now it's all pissing and moaning

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. So...a hat by itself is funny?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. I can't find the GOOPcast anywhere. What's the frequency, Gwyneth?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. If I wasn't meant to shove it up there then why did God appear in my dreams and tell me about the 2-for-1 lube sale happening at CVS?

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Have you been involved in an accident at work? Then call 1800-ADULT DIAPERS now.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. If my voice is mocking then don't come a-knockin'. My confidence can't take it, I use sarcasm as a defence.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Why are scientists still trying to save the coral reefs? I thought the 21st century was about breaking down barriers

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Even after all the 80's standup I've watched, I still don't know what airplanes eat

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. I can't feel my toes. I can't blow my nose. I'm a discombobulated gas cloud, that's just the way it goes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. Sprinkle sugar on top and slide them up my thighs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. My asshole is fighting with my nostrils. I'm staying out of it cause I don't care for Orifice Politics.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Jesus came to me once in a dream. Wait, No, correction. Not TO me. …ON me.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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