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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "I'm going to tear you a new asshole," the troubled man said in the mirror, "I've no need for an imperforate anus!"

    By DickDirgler,
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  2. "I'm not a fan... " said the AC

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. "I'm not Jesus..."

    By TheSmallMan,
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  4. "I'm not throwing away my shot", said Alexander Hamilton, pediatrician

    By piemanpie24,
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  5. "I'm OK," said Oklahoma after falling off the map

    By Lost and Forgotten,
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  6. "I'm on top of the World Ma!" - One of the Braggy Globetrotters

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. "I'm sorry but the doctor cannot see you today," said the receptionist to the invisible man

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. "I'm sorry, son. Someday when you're older you'll understand." "But Dad, the improper fractions quiz is toMORRow!"

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  9. "I'm walkin' here, forget about it" said the Brooklyn based Jedi, waving his hand at the stormtroopers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. "I've finished organizing your non sequiturs." said the boy to the OCD Absurdist.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  11. "I've gone cookie crazy," he whispered as he stared at the blood on his hands. "Cookie crazy..."

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  12. "I've got 99 ideas but a pitch ain't one." was the sentence that got kicked me off Shark Tank

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  13. "I've got no skin in this game," said the man who was watching a sports event he didn't care about who was also a skeleton

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. "I" before "e", even if "e" begs for his life.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  15. "i" comes before "e." In fact, "e" never gets to finish at all.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. "If a picture paints a thousand words, then technically its called a novella"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  17. "If a puerto rican man and a white women have a baby, does it make the baby sorta rican?"

    By oldirtybrandon,   
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  18. "If I could change the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe...you would think my love was really something good..."

    By AlexSalcido,
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  19. "If I post 8-11 catchphrases a day, I am certain to get one picked," thought Shampoodler.

    By AndyVanSlyke,
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  20. "If my dearly departed told me I've only just started then who did I blame yesterday when I farted?"

    By traceysfolly,
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  21. "If only we knew back then that the truly patriotic posture for the national anthem was to hover 2 feet off the ground with your thumb up your ass..."

    By Parrot Top,
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  22. "If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to read," says the National Association for Adolescent Literary

    By PurpleReagan,
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  23. "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." said the emotionally abusive partner.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. "If you shake it more than once you are playing with It" doesn't apply to babies.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. "If you want to make an omelette you've got to break a few legs" - I, Tonya (A Star Wars Story)

    By StrawDawg,
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