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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Another day, another dollar. I should really report them to the department of labor.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 206 views

  2. Flowers dancing in the wind can heal this tired soul now if only there was something I could do about my aching hole

    By RunDemCheeks,
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    • 146 views

  3. Spring is in the air, the days are getting longer, I went to high school with Matt Braunger.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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    • 221 views

  4. Ideal catchphrase length is sixteen syllables. Time for me to say...

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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    • 214 views

  5. 3 out of 10 people named Orville recommend this podcast.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 323 views

  6. Don't worry dad - I'm a seasoned professional when it comes to forgetting about you, like you did me when you had me out of wedlock.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 271 views

  7. No, unfortunately there aren’t enough butts in the world or maybe in the universe for that Mr. Wayne.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 173 views

  8. I never pass on the wind when I’m passing on the beans.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  9. A bottle of red, a bottle of white, its all Depends when your ring ain’t tight.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 197 views

  10. If you drink enough water on set, every hour is golden.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 239 views

  11. Said one slug to another after a night of passionate sex: "was it as goo for you as it was for me?"

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 161 views

  12. I found my thrill on blueberry hill where I scarred my left arm shooting up krokodil

    By The dried-out husk of elonmusk,
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    • 198 views

  13. Ask the mohel for the Snyder Cut, and he'll actually ADD MORE foreskin to your baby boy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 250 views

  14. I tried to go viral, and all I got were these lousy shit-filled pants!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 165 views

  15. Scotty make the bang bang, Scotty go BOOM!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. When I want crunchy and meaty, gimme Kibble n’ Bits; when I want smooth and creamy, gimme a nibble of grits; when I want meaty and creamy, gimme that dribbling dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 159 views

  17. I have all my best ideas in the shower. Like when I decided to pop that pimple on my butt.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Sumos cum loud

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views

  19. Brad Pitt is gonna be on the show today.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 181 views

  20. The fashion, the glitz, the glam - truly, the stars are out tonight in the city of angels.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 187 views

  21. QAnon? More like Q-ah-no-thank-you

    By Curt McGirdle,
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    • 146 views

  22. I'm not on fire but would you piss on me anyway? Please?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 234 views

  23. I used to think I was a real meat and potatoes kinda guy so I bought a farm only to realise I was a farm to table guy. How about I utilise all your parts to make a delicious meal?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 238 views

  24. If it wasn't for bad cum I'd have no cum at all

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 198 views

  25. "High five" is ablist. From now on, it's "high several".

    By NVMcHAwk,
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    • 235 views
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