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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Inventor of several items, including: Non-Adhesive Tape!

    By WeHadABabyItsaBoy,
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  2. Get the shovel. It’s time to dig.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. We should make this quick. I have to go to the bathroom.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Thermodynamics explains the transfer of energy; “sperm till I panic” explains my plans for this evening.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. My Jaba The Hutt sauce is made with real butt floss.

    By Butt Barf,
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  6. In the immortal words of Benjamin Button, "I'm getting too young for this shit!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I'll show you mine, if you tell me yours!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. I don’t know about you but I’m HORNY

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Never forget that a man named Grover was president of the United States of America.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Freeze that image! Zoom in! Enhance! Oh, dear god... it's an unclad buttock.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it... If you're happy and you know it don't tell me because I was classified as clinically depressed.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  12. They say you can't keep an old dog down, but we all know that's not true if you use enough chloroform.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  13. Nobody calls me the space cowboy even though I specifically asked some people to call me that.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  14. Was geht ab, bratwurst?

    By Kevllis,
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  15. Snitches get stitches.... of love

    By Kevllis,
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  16. [CHUPA VOICE] TODAYS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NEW JORK! DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE TO THINK YOU ARE VERRY TUFF BUT AT NIGHT LIKE TO DRESS UP LIKE A CAT AND SING AND DANCE AROUND? COME TO NEW JORK!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  17. [Chupacabra voice] TODAYS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LOSS ON-HELLL-ES! WOULD YOU LIKE TO INJECT SOME BO-TOX IN YOUR BUTTHOLE? COME TO LOSS ON-HELL-ES!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  18. Todays show is brought to you by, The Bi-Curious Case of ButtJammin' Benton: a GayZZers(TM) Porn Parody

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  19. Ok google is there some sort of dating sote for women to meat poor men with lil' dicks like .... plenty of choads dot com?

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  20. Farts, are they simply the ghosts of poop or something far more sinister? All this and more coming up in the next hour.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  21. It was only after binging every season of CBS' "the Amazing Race" that the Nazi realized he'd been had.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. To quote the late, great Maya Angelou, “hi, I’m Maya Angelou.”

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  23. I'LL HAVE THAT GODDAMN CHAFING DISH IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. There’s a pizza on the way and the boys are in the basement. Have fun!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Tucci touchy tushy? Touché!

    By Butt Barf,
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