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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You said it not me!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I ate that plumb with such aplomb, it came out my bum just like a bomb!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 310 views

  3. Is Casablanca about the White House?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Well, coldcock my mutha with the cold-cut of Calcutta!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 186 views

  5. Inject my rectum with schmear to let me know when you're near.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Such sweet melodies the nightingale makes, in evening time as they crank the snakes.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  7. Be, bi, bo, bum. I smell the butt of your English mum.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  8. My spider is a septiclops but I only have eyes for you.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  9. Finally a Super Friends movie with the solemn gravitas that has been so sorely lacking

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. Do you accept crypto? The super-dog? As your personal savior?

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. No butt stuff, please, Doctor

    By TheCoccyxKid,
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  12. Call me "crazy" like my name was Tom Cruise but I go to Huey Lewis for all of my news

    By RunDemCheeks,
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  13. I’ve never been hyperbolic in my entire life!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Week another for bang bang comedy to welcome!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  15. "CITIZEN KANE" WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT - THAT DUDE MOVED AROUND JUST FINE WITHOUT ANY SORT OF WALKING STICK!!!!  IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "CITIZEN AVERAGE MOBILITY" AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. In the end, there was no bat or secret government lab; it was the Y2K bug all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. I came here to kick ass and administer COVID-19 vaccines and I'm all out of vaccines.

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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    • 186 views

  18. How's it going, footlong?

    By aClockwork5,
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  19. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Phoebe Waller-Bridge Building Bridges with Phoebe Bridgers Starring Phoebe Bridgers and Phoebe Waller-Bridge!

    By aClockwork5,
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  20. Sound the alarms! Piggy McShigstin stole the straws from underneath Flibber's bubbly butt!

    By aClockwork5,
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  21. Eighty degrees / When I ask, “Madam, please, / Do you shell N-U-Ts? / ’Cause I bought forty bags / Of these. / Need ‘em cracked for a party… / Oh, it’s free?”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Does anyone know the best way to get a mousetrap off your genitals? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Shower loofah, cleanse thyself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Call me a conspiracy theorist but I’ve been putting soap in my hair and shampoo on my skin for years a not a god-damn person has noticed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Let’s address the elephant in the room. His name is Leonard, not “that big grey wrinkly dipshit”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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