New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Have you ever had that dream where your penis falls off?

   By crazyjakeallen, March 20, 2014
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2. I see trees of grey, grey roses too -- that's right... I'm colorblind, j-wad! Thanks for mentioning my inability to see colors!

   By Bob's Kitchen, March 20, 2014
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3. In retrospect we should have named our cat Bono, because he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

   By MatthewRunion, March 21, 2014
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4. Rise up my fellow countrymen and blow your ellen cleghornes, for the enemy is nearing the gates!

   By Bernard_Shakey, March 21, 2014
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5. If you laurel my hardy i'll garland your judy

   By KrangkaDelic, March 21, 2014
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6. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

   By agentstinky, March 21, 2014
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7. In the great history of time only pepper jack has pleased me.

   By jaymanthegreat, March 21, 2014
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8. I hear distant sound of hot jazz floating across the night and through the window..,

   By jaymanthegreat, March 21, 2014
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9. I'm the barber of Smallville; see Clark grow, see Clark grow, See Clark grow.

   By DressedLikeACow, March 22, 2014
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10. There are two kinds of people in this world. Men and Women. Those are literally the two types of human beings.

    By travisdunsmuir, March 21, 2014
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11. Overcoming: Sex Addiction

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines, March 22, 2014
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12. "Poop verbally badger mystic; sexy halitosis." - Mary Ploppins

    By Dhalgren, March 24, 2014
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13. Whittle me this, Carpenter Sphinx: How much wood would wood wood?

    By MasonRandolph, March 24, 2014
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14. Catchphrase Suggestion

    By Sleepin' Johnny, March 24, 2014
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15. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 24, 2014
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16. But potatoes are the meat and potatoes of meat and potatoes!

    By travisdunsmuir, March 24, 2014
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17. She sells Sheesha by the seashore

    By California Emmett, March 25, 2014
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18. Just nostalgically smelling my old Taz slippers.

    By EndreBråthen, March 25, 2014
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19. i'm a good boy and people like me

    By DEATHMAN, March 25, 2014
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20. the meek shall inherit my girth, Gramgrams' war medals, and maybe some clotting problems, tests come back Tuesday.

    By KrangkaDelic, March 25, 2014
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21. Squeeze it back in, that is one hackneyed protrusion.

    By Dhalgren, April 13, 2014
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22. If 'ifs' and 'buts' were 'candy' and 'nuts' I wouldn't need to be within 300 yards of a school zone

    By catharticnick, March 25, 2014   

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23. You, sir, have one dynamic pancreas!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 26, 2014
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24. You can get too much of a good thing.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 27, 2014
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25. This will be short and sweet, just call it Peter Dinklage.

    By BananaNutNed, March 26, 2014
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