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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That's no lady, that's a 42,000-metric-ton Japanese bulk carrier with enhanced transportation capability

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born tomorrow. I’m from the future and I’m here to tell you that this city is going to be crushed by a big basketball in 2 days and you all gotta get out of here

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  3. Attention passengers, this is just a reminder that there are absolutely no parachutes stored here in the cockpit, so please don't come around knocking if things seem to be going a bit screwy with the plane

    By Turtleshark,
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  4. Dear family at 3165 Larch street, please keep your dog on a leash so he will stop biting me when I deliver the mail. I would be most grateful. Sincerely, the mailman. There. Now I just need to buy a stamp and pop this in the mail and voila. Problem solved

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. It's always nice to meet someone who cares about the elderly as much as I do, which is to say not at all

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. In my country, it's legal to marry a horse. But only a horse.

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. Ain't no crap when you got the clap

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  8. It’s times like these I could use a smooch.

    By Boob Seger,
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  9. Mine milkshake brings thy boys to the Bard.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. I can’t believe I’m still watching The Big Bang Theory...this is a symptom of depression, right?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. I once called Debbie Harry, “Debrah” in a Ray Romano voice and I’ve never felt so uncool.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Hey, Wierdo Al - what about a Clash parody called, “Rock the Asthma”? Call me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Just rewatched Batman & Robin (1997). How bout dat Ass:Pec Ratio??

    By Ass:Pec Ratio,
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  14. I just need a minute... another firewall... accessing... accessing... I'm in!

    By MrPrincessDoctorJr,
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  15. My dentist doesn't respect me as a man.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Today is the first day of the rest of your wife, may she rest in peace

    By LesterPipps,
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  17. Coffee is a good pick me up! So why am I still on the floor, coffee? Pick me up ya bag o' beans!

    By LesterPipps,
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  18. Twitter?  Change that "T-w" to a "B" and that's more accurate.  Then change the "i" to a "u" and add the word "lover" after it and you've got our new Butter Lover deal at I-HOP.  All you can eat butter for 9.99.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Why don't more people mouth kiss their dad?

    By Shittybutthole,
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  20. Hitler? I barely knew 'er.

    By Art Barf,
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  21. If I'm here... and you're here... whose finger is that?

    By Butt Barf,
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  22. A thug bug in a drug rug? That's what I call a despot-squito.

    By Art Barf,
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  23. A bird in the hand beats two hands in Barbara Bush.

    By Art Barf,
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  24. A secret a secret - oh, Daddy, I mustn’t tell

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Warning; listening to this podcast may cause the following: Mesothelioma, itchy fingernails and Oprah's friend Gale.

    By Shittybutthole,
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