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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ‘Lorna Luft’ is a terrible name.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 730 views

  2. Please have a seat; the annual back rubbing ceremony begins in two minutes.

    By LickMyNips,
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    • 544 views

  3. Welcome to Comedy Hang Hang, where you get to "hang out" with your best bros on the radio!

    By LickMyNips,
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    • 519 views

  4. It's one for the money, two for the show... oh, my... I should have studied harder in elementary school.

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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  5. What did the douche say to the losers?

    By rod aug,
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  6. Why does everybody stare at my naked body in public places?

    By rod aug,
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  7. Got a fist-full of hands and a pocket-full of pants: Let's wiggle.

    By PatrickRMurphy,
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  8. i do what the washington cabal tells me.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Welp Erin, your new apartment is pretty far from everything but at least its in a shitty dangerous neighborhood.

    By 5318008,   
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    • 1099 views

  10. If you're hiding multiple bodies in the back of your pick up truck, you might be a redneck serial killer.

    By LilyWilliams,
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    • 839 views

  11. Never trust a man with a

    By DaveBlouir,
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  12. Next on Maury, we find out who the father is of this pregnant pause . . . [PAUSE] . . . and it's not a dick joke!

    By Dhalgren,
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  13. Superglued your butt together? Try some Kryptosolvent.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. New York New York the city so nice they named it twice. Really? The same name twice. Sounds a little lazy to me. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Goots,
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  15. Jar Jar Binks may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother Gungan.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  16. I've heard of "hearing AIDS," but this is ridiculous!

    By Skeevins,
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  17. The oily bird catches the worm; but the oily worm? Can never be caught.

    By AlphaScooterWumbo,   
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  18. If you're struggling to determine your self worth, you need only to look to your life insurance policy

    By JamesMcKeon,
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  19. Don't trust the D behind the Main Street Arby's.

    By Jake Dingus,
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  20. "How many comedy bullets are left Chino? Enough for YOU? Or YOU? All of you!! You ALL killed him! You all killed Little Gary!"

    By Skeevins,
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  21. No, God cannot see you masturbating, but he can hear you.

    By StephenAllan,
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  22. Welcome to an all new Comedy Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

    By Metalhart,
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  23. A bully once beat the crap out of me during PE….but the joke was on them as my fetid, semi-digested feces avalanche continuously filled the..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  24. When placing a rhino in a choke-hold, be sure to pivot your hips to the left for maximum orgasm.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 676 views

  25. I'm worried about Kevin Fuck.

    By crazytaint69(Christian name),
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