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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I threw away my favorite t-shirt and now nothing's stopping me.

    By thornghost,
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  2. Dirty hand, clean hand. Pussy hand, peen hand.

    By harrybingbangle,
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  3. Hey, have you seen Greg's new semper tyrannis? That thing is sic!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  4. The best recipe for a knuckle sandwich is a hairy fist, two slices of white bread and a dollop of wallop.

    By WAAAAAAALT,   
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  5. According to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, 'According to Jim' was a horrible TV sit-com, according to every one.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  6. The nonchalant commandants' curious confidant courts curlews quietly in a corner; his discreet secretions mask deep depletions of feelings kinder and

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Stop calling them pubic lice!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Parental warning, exquisite content. Suck it Grandma, nobody wants your cookies!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  9. There's no genius position on the "off" switch, just dried frosting and food coloring

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 732 views

  10. A Sonnet for Comedy

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. your nards, wolfman; are exquisite.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 668 views

  12. Son, please turn off the computer and stop wasting the internet!

    By The Radio Cat,
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  13. Nice clothes, Axl Rose!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. Revenge!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. "Careful you dont dance yourself right into the poorhouse, Fred Astaire." said his well-meaning Priest.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. you're quite certain there's cooze, Penelope Cruz?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Went SOLO BOLO on that ass, but it's still the same; Hollywood is the spot where I host Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Randy Rawdogger,
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  18. To be grateful and repay kindness—this is first; to benefit others is to benefit ourselves. So gimme dat twinkie!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. Hey, if you've got an IBM-compatible computer and a modem, check out my internet homepage. If not, fuck off and die already grandpa!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. Play a prank on a blind racist by going back to the time of segregation and switching the braille on the whites and coloreds restroom,

    By Jake Dingus,
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  21. Seacrest In.

    By Sharchitect,
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  22. I just loaded some nugs of Comedy Gold in my Comedy Bong Bong, get ready to laugh your ass off.

    By MichaelBrown,
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    • 783 views

  23. John Madden, Alladin and Aates Mcfadden, all secretly funded Osama Bin Laden

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. John Madden, Alladin and Gates Mcfadden, all secretly funded Osama Bin Laden

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 641 views

  25. "Three cheers for General Veers! His assault on Echo Base left the rebels in tears!"

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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