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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere with anyone, making in the world today takes everything you've got

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  2. Don't you (Forget about Dre)

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  3. Oh, I'm the Little Pee Pee Boy - making little pee pees fills my heart with joy!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. You know the party's hoppin' when them hotties be gettin' naughty on the squatty potty!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. I can’t imagine being a bird. It must get cold as shit out there.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when these 24-inch pythons run wild on you?

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. I’m not Jewish but my penis is.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  8. Fine! FINE! I had sex with a Muppet! Is that what you want to hear?!?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. You're a Master of Ceremonies? I'm a Master of Feral Ponies! What do you think of my mixtape?

    By Angry Trellis,
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  10. Shonda Rhimes is always on time and has an uncanny ability to speak in... What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yes, code. She speaks in coded language to disguise her heinous crimes.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  11. I may be a one trick pony in the streets, but I'm the four horsemen of the apocalypse in the sheets.  

    By Death of a Sales Crab,
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  12. Where do I go? What shall I do? Frankly, my dear, I don’t give directions.

    By Boob Seger,
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  13. Never give up on your dreams, unless they're stupid

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. Objection, your honor, on the grounds that the plaintiff smells faintly of poop

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. Your presentation was very nice but I still don't see how a conspiracy can be a foot

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. You can imagine my disappointment upon discovering that my newly acquired hot tub time machine was actually just a jetted bathtub time machine.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  17. I asked my psychiatrist if I have a personality disorder and he said I don't even have a personality

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. I asked a psychic if I've had any past lives and she said I don't even have one right now

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. I wanna take this time to say a big How Now to my brother Min Bao living in Ap Lei Chau. 

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  20. I drive a Mercedes Beans. That's right. I said beans.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  21. How come its cool for you to say, "I smell a rat"? But somehow not cool when I say, "I smell rats"? 

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  22. Instead of wasting all that time saying Peanut Butter. I just say Pean Butt now! And people DO NOT like it. 

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  23. As Papa John Misty once said, "Better acoustics, better pizza"

    By Football Meatlong,
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  24. Are you still watching "The Irishman"?

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. Shredder saw his shadow so that means six more weeks of Splinter.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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