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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. But how do you know a politician is lying if they are also a ventriloquist?

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. Hi I'm Scott, and I'm an alcoholic.

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 205 views

  3. PJ Soles? What am I, a janitor at a strip club?

    By nerfwozzle,
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  4. Martin Scorsese? More like Mairtin So Lazy,I mean whens the last time he made a movie?

    By imdwalrus,
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  5. A bit o’ piss, a lil’ kiss, all the kinky shizz I cross off my list

    By SegaShines,
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  6. To eat an ass you must first create the universe.

    By SegaShines,
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  7. Our relationship, I don’t want to spoil it; You are my personal toilet

    By Gwynplaine,
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  8. after my potty, your Scotty-2-Hottie is feeling clean & naughty

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  9. goodbye pancakes , hellooooooo boners

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  10. My wife wants to get kinky after watching Game Of Thrones, anyone know where her brother can get a gold hand?

    By MrPrincessDoctorJr,
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  11. Is Ben stiller handsome?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Jack on, jack off. Good job Daniel-san, now you can get to cleaning those old cars.

    By Damien.not.thedevil.kid.though,
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  13. Houston... we have a problem. Too soon? Too late. Now grab me a blanket.

    By Damien.not.thedevil.kid.though,
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  14. You take care of the guac, and she'll take care of your cock

    By guacman42069,
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  15. You can claim houseplants as dependents on your taxes if you're as sad as me and need some extra cash

    By an adorable bunny,
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  16. I want to open a can of whoopass on you, but all I have is a packet so I hope you're in a sharing mood

    By an adorable bunny,
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  17. They say time is money, and the past year has been 5 thousand dollars in rusty nickles

    By an adorable bunny,
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  18. I’ve got 10 fingers and 10 toes, that’s one for each of my hoes

    By HumpMeDaddy,
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  19. Biscuits are my forte.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  20. What do you thank frank?

    By Spreadator,
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  21. Incoming transmission, sir: ECHO ALPHA TANGO DELTA ECHO ECHO ZULU NOVEMBER UNIFORM TANGO SIERRA.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Drop dead gorgeous? More like helleborous florist!

    By WinnifredYahtztonIII,
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  23. You don’t need to say “adequate enough.” You can just say “adequate” or else just say “A mad shitload AF.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Shmin Shma Shmungle Shma Shmight Shmungle, I

    By iam39yroldbuttass,
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  25. Do I have to wear a face mask if, as you say, I have my head up my ass?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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