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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you could only see the way she loves me, maybe you would understand.

    By HugeTractsOfBland,
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    • 136 views

  2. Cross my heart, hope to die. I put my weiner in a pie.

    By AssCrackBandit,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  3. It's all fun and games until you get a quarter inserted in your ass.

    By AssCrackBandit,
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    • 175 views

  4. You take the good, you take the bad, you take my Kenny Loggins Cassettes and I'll chop your dick off!

    By Rusty PepperCorns,
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    • 275 views

  5. Hey Elon, how 'bout sending MY ex to space...?

    By Coronavirus Billy Ray Cyrus,
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    • 182 views

  6. And THAT'S how I met your mother's father's podiatrist brother, Uncle Footdoctor!

    By HugeTractsOfBland,
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    • 153 views

  7. I finally bit the bullet and made my dentist appointment. The dentist told me to stop biting bullets.

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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    • 190 views

  8. Thyme flies when you are having fun. But all good things come to an end. Especially when the produce aisle runs out of thyme.

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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    • 173 views

  9. My name is Scott and I have a ten foot boner.

    By AndrewNeely.com,
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    • 157 views

  10. Well Rumpel My Stiltskin and Call Me a Princess, The Only Thing I Know About Game Of Thrones is "Incest"

    By DamnItDaniel,
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    • 147 views

  11. Don’t be such a bed sore loser

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 187 views

  12. You can't have your ass and eat it too

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
    • 2 replies
    • 283 views

  13. It’s so dark in here. Quick, hold my fleshlight!

    By ComeInMyPoopy,
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    • 214 views

  14. Poke a fork in me..... mmmm, yummy!

    By ComeInMyPoopy,
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    • 216 views

  15. I finally overcame my dyslexia. AYY!!!!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 230 views

  16. Beat my teats like they're adulterous meats.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 229 views

  17. More like Ass Wednesday.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 233 views

  18. The gun is good, the penis is also good. End of story.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 218 views

  19. Please come on the show Andrew Dice Clay

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 211 views

  20. Dear, Hollywood. Please make another “How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 183 views

  21. Send in the mini drivers

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 199 views

  22. I want my baby back! Give me my baby back!! Baby back!! Baby back baby back!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 184 views

  23. I see London, I see France. These new bionic eyes are hurting my head!

    By ClamDunk,
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    • 190 views

  24. When you think about it, it’s pretty funny how the penis organ resembles a sausage

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  25. I demand you to call me a wonderful peasant as you punch me in the face

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 200 views
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