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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In my youth, my favorite ride was at Neverland Ranch. Called "Jackson's 5".

    By Veiny Corndog,
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  2. A glass full of rum and an ass full of cum. Now that’s what I call fun in the sun.

    By Boob Seger,
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  3. From time connoisseurs to satanic masseurs to the cast of the latest shows of Mike Schurr’s, we welcome all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  4. I can catch a cold and I can catch a ball but I can’t catch a phrase that sticks at all

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  5. Seeing old forms of American entertainment was like a kick in the gut. Pre Minstrel Syndrome, if you will. 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Sponsored by ExterminApe, the new poison spray for controlling pest monkeys and primates.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. There's no easy way to say this, but your infant is impotent, incontinent, and incompetent.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. If you connect a hot dog to your penis with Chinese finger trap, where does the hot dog begin and the human end?

    By gibberingfool,
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  9. Leaves of three, let it be. Leaves of four, eat some more. Leaves of five...shut up Ann, I’m trying to count my leaves.

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  10. Charming, sweet prudes won't stroke their oozing meat tubes.

    By gibberingfool,
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  11. When Kathy Bates gets a'twerkin', on this dong you know I'm jerkin'.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. First time caller. Long time pervert.

    By Boob Seger,
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  13. There’s more than one way NOT to skin a cat. Why does THAT never come up?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Dress me in lace and spit in my face. Happy anniversary babe.

    By Boob Seger,
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  15. Be that as it may, I’m still your father, Luke.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. VBAC. She back.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Pfizer vaccine?! I don’t even know ‘er!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Tuna Half Men: the rise of The Fishlegs

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. So, the comedy piece, right? That’s me. But the bang piece? So, that’s where you two come in.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. If everyone on the zoom can see your asshole... you’re the asshole.

    By Boob Seger,
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  21. I put LSD in the banana bread, grandma. Good luck.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. If a bear shits in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?

    By LittleBoyFudge,
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  23. Take me to Goth Island.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Principle Rinsible is not invincible. I saw her bleed.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. It’s terminal. Your dad works at the airport.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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