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1. Johnnie Walker Texas Ranger, now that's a recipe for danger. I'm Scotch Walkerman welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

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2. 300th Episode Catchphrase

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3. Hi, I'm Scott, and I'm an Aukaholic.

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4. If you're allergec to writing...

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5. I have looked beyond the stars and past the reaches of time, and still all I want is more gravy.

   By jaymanthegreat, July 15, 2014
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6. "Anger" may be one letter away from "danger," but "danger" is one letter away from Dangera, an exotic dancer I met once.

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7. Hark, ye Turtles, Hark! The Bunga of Cowa is upon us!

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8. In the twilight of our years, may the children see that we were really raccoons all along.

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9. Stop drinking the bathwater.

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10. Let me speak these words that they may be spoke to thee and thou will hear and know that they are words.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 15, 2014
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11. Today's show is strictly for all the pinche cabron-based lifeforms out there!

    By Kevinpalooza, July 16, 2014
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12. The Dingo baby is the baby we all deserve!

    By geoff_holm, August 1, 2014
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13. My idea of romance is quietly watching you sleep next to your husband.

    By Dhalgren, July 16, 2014
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14. Ask your local Laotian Grocer for Kham-Dee Bang Bang by name! Tell em The Lord of EarWolves demands it, and wave... (see below for full catchphrase)

    By chidedneck, July 16, 2014   

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15. That axe you're using to chop wood can also be used as a...

    By Ticholas, July 16, 2014
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16. Lean, mean bean-dropper, sucker of the finite-gobstopper; sweater wearer, smirk sharer - tall, enunciated, obamacarer - I am the Aukerkrat: your au

    By KrangkaDelic, July 16, 2014
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17. An apricot a day keeps the dockworker away.

    By Dhalgren, July 16, 2014
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18. Life is what happens to me while I'm busy baking mother flans.

    By @TedPekula, July 16, 2014
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19. Life has no meaning anymore...

    By sodapopcat, July 17, 2014
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20. Language is the greatest achievement of human reason. Fart, twerk, goobers.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 17, 2014
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21. Can pants made of hemp get grass stains?

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 17, 2014
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22. Birthdays are for assholes and we're assholes for having one.

    By JoeMcgregor, July 17, 2014   

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23. Call me Poppa Smurf...

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24. I used to be a taint model

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25. In which we separate the men toys from the boy toys . . .

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