New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I always thought it was pronounced "penis illin" but I guess you know why I would think that, mother!

   By fredsolo, July 21, 2014
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2. Pinocchio's nose knows new No-Nos.

   By Bever Hopox, July 21, 2014
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3. Spare the rod, spoil the child. You know what I say, spoil the child, name them Rodney.

   By Dhalgren, July 21, 2014
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4. Clearly outline your stinking process.

   By KrangkaDelic, July 21, 2014
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5. 9/11 Was a conspiracy; I live in Russia and it happened on 9/12

   By insomniac, July 22, 2014
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6. I put the Q in dyslexia

   By SeñorFartFace, July 22, 2014
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7. The Entire Gettysburg Address

   By insomniac, July 22, 2014
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8. You, Sir, you have insulted my honor and my integrity! I, hereby, challenge you to a break-dancing battle at dawn!

   By SeñorFartFace, July 22, 2014
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9. Don't worry, it's not blood it's just ketchup...mixed with blood.

   By samschilling22, July 22, 2014
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10. When all's said and done, you'll never eat a hamburger like my buddy Ted.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 22, 2014
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11. This celebration of bratwurst is a real sausage fest.

    By Dhalgren, July 23, 2014
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12. Hey Whitney, you can exhale already.

    By Kevinpalooza, July 22, 2014
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13. What kind of question is that? Twelve. Obviously. Its a ladybug picnic ain't it?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 22, 2014
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14. If life gives you lemons, pee in the pitcher and call it lemonade because hey...free lemons!

    By NikGomez, July 23, 2014
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15. Beans are a magical fruit if you're on mushrooms.

    By Bever Hopox, July 23, 2014
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16. Are you high right now? Because your ass looks amazing.

    By PeePoPo, July 23, 2014
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17. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 23, 2014
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18. I took a fish head out to see a movie. They wanted me to pay full admission to get it in. ENOUGH ALREADY!

    By TommyPinballs, March 16, 2015
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19. The last time I checked...

    By Bernard_Shakey, March 15, 2015   

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20. My favorite character on Saved by the Bell was Studs Terkel.

    By Bernard_Shakey, July 28, 2014   

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21. The living room is a mess. I should've never invited Rip Torn over.

    By Bever Hopox, July 23, 2014
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22. The road to enlightenment begins with Bruce Jenner and ends with Steely Dan.

    By Bernard_Shakey, July 23, 2014   

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23. Woeful Karl, Hell itself drafts new constraints for thee.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 23, 2014
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24. You know what they say about cemeteries...

    By Ticholas, July 23, 2014
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25. I like my sparkles, don't get me wrong. But keep your goddamn glitter away from me!

    By jaymanthegreat, July 23, 2014
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