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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Todays show is brought to you by grass fed beef. Eat the beef that only eats what it shits on, and always shits on what it eats.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  2. I guess Channing Tatum is basically john travolta. I don’t know.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. It’ll take you more than three licks to get to the center of MY Tootsie Roll Pop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. "Thanks for saving me from the alien queen, I hope this spaceship doesn't crash while I'm asleep." Oh sorry, I misread the name of this forum

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. [scott just makes baby noises for 10 seconds]

    By voichicoski,
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  6. I "herd" your dad got trampled by a bunch of cows. That's herd spelled H-E-R-D, get it? Anyway, sorry for your loss

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. fight fire with fire: if a fireman fights you, you fire him! if you're his boss, that is.

    By voichicoski,
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  8. It's pretty ironic that a guy named Captain Hook ended up with a hook for a hand

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. i just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls

    By voichicoski,
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  10. i'm sorry mario but the princess has filed a restraining order. stop stalking her, you creep.

    By voichicoski,
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  11. buy me dinner, buy me a car, buy me a gun so i can kill me a czar.

    By voichicoski,
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  12. i saw a movie once. it was o.k. (1970)

    By voichicoski,
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  13. save the environment. before it saves YOU. wait, it'll save me either way?. fuck the environment!

    By voichicoski,
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  14. forgotten, but not gone

    By voichicoski,
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  15. as jesus said, i'll always turn the other cheek. of my stupid little butt!

    By voichicoski,
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  16. a lil DABDA'll do ya!

    By voichicoski,
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  17. We named this closet “Christopher.” You know, because it’s a walk-in.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. She has a history of public menstruation; a class A misdemeanor.

    By Senator McCheese,
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  19. Gonna dress you up like a frog and make you ribbit, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Ooo Scotty is a big boy - a big boy he wanna play with the trucks and the dollies oooo oooo goo goo ga ga I’m a big boy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. It was a pleasure to meet you. Also, I like a TV show about witches. Charmed, I'm sure.

    By ItsChris,
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  22. Ew. Is it your dad’s birthday or something?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Watch me kneel, watch me pray pray. Watch me kneel, kneel, watch me pray pray

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Oo watch me watch me / Oo watch me watch me / Oo watch me watch me / Oo watch me / Oo Oo Oo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Richard chooses; dick picks. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Senator McCheese,
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