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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sure raw sewage is disgusting, but cooked sewage is a lovely start to any meal.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Anybody wanna make out later?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Oh damn - I almost forgot about he universe.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Time to get off the old butt-bag and slap me in the beanie babies

    By Neener-neener,
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  5. Everybody. Pants down.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Don’t make it a big deal, but my butt accidentally got bit a bat between bathroom breaks.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. If all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy then all play and no work makes Jack a shiny girl.

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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  8. Dinner party? I thought you said Donner Party.

    By Burritofeet,
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  9. My life long dream is to join the Blue Man Group and force them to change their name to Weezer.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. If at first you don’t succeed then try putting some barbecue sauce on it. If it still tastes bad after that then maybe you shouldn’t be eating human flesh.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  11. My penis is flat

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. Eating is cheating, but if nothing comes out, does it even count?

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  13. When life gives you lemons, reference a Beyoncé album.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  14. I see London! I see France! I see Portugal! I’m looking at a map of Europe!

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  15. Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy, let me taste that sweet, sweet pie

    By Dongs Macabre,
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  16. If my testes aren't supposed to end up in this au jus, then what the hell kind of French Dip Lunch Special is this?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Welcome to another episode of Comedy Bang Bang! and it will truly be a memorable one. Now normally, I would start off with one of our wonderful submitted catchphrases, though I think I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that nothing will ever quite t

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  18. Piper Perabo pecked at a piece of pepperoni pizza while she picked a peck of percolating piccolo players prior to performing in the play

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  19. Error 504 - Gateway Timeout: Your entry was not submitted

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  20. Thinking of Nom de Plumes is certainly not my Bailiwick

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  21. Why is it when Winnie the Pooh walks around the forest without pants he’s adorable, but I do it once and I can’t live next to a school

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  22. A stitch in time saves nine but a tear in the space time continuum means doom for us all

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  23. How are things going with you, elongated meat stick encased in a bun

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  24. Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…You just committed murder!

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  25. My preferred phrase is “Heynong Person”

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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