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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I only ever dream of amusement parks

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  2. Fast Cars Go Down Avenue E...

    By TheLoudestFan,
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  3. Not to get too inside baseball...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  4. For a free coupon to the Spay and Neuter Clinic of Greater Davenport, please send a self-addressed envelope to the broken down Exxon on West 43rd St.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  5. Less is more?! Uh, I thought this was America! I'll take 8 heroins please.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  6. The name is Bond. Goldbond Medicated Foot Powder. Which aisle is it in? My feet are sweating like crazy!

    By youpoditdude,
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  7. In the lyrical words of one of this century's great warrior poets...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. ICarly! You Carly! We all Carly!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. There's no easy way to say this...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. Don't Forget The Magic! (with picture)

    By TrevorReece,
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  11. You can lead a horse to water...

    By NicholasArthurTallidis,
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  12. Still waiting on that second hit, Mazzy Star. It’s been long enough. Hey...Mazzy Star...are you listening to me? HEY PUT THE GUN AWAY, BRO.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  13. When life gives you lemons take an antacid, because that shit is gonna burn.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  14. Think positive! If you really don't like the episode you're tuning in for, your future self would be here right now to stop you from listening.

    By VinsanityV22,
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  15. You clean more vagina with vinegar than you do with honey.

    By Dhalgren,
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  16. The tender touch of my talcumed tush makes many a maiden melt into mush.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Perhaps this year, in these uncertain, violent times, we need to gather to eat fish more than ever.

    By mikemac,
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  18. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman, filling in for Scott Aukerman, who is out on assignment.

    By Gym Sockerman,
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  19. I searched for your front bum there all evening

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. She sells seashells by the seashore..why would I buy shells if I'm at the shore? I can just pick them off the ground. Work on your business model.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  21. Crassus' ribald interjections masked the evenings stifling quality, and taking the air towards 8 that night I overheard the Proconsul say: "Fuck all t

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Wham, bam, thank you for your interest, but we've decided to go a different direction with this, ma'am.

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  23. Hey bros, vote for me for class VP. Voice voice PA-resident. Philly what what, all up in this algebra

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  24. "i" comes before "e." In fact, "e" never gets to finish at all.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. Behold, my the rubber ducky armada! And people said I was a quack!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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