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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, please let me cum tonight.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  2. Come on over here you bad boy, it's time to get neutered.

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 181 views

  3. A shit in one hand is worth two wishes in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Thinking about changing my username name to Fuckstomp the Asswrench. Opinions?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Prokofiev. One blue sock. The capital of Delaware. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Sweat pants have been added to the no-fly list

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Mario Kart makes me fart

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Say my name, pig

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Don’t look at me, please stop looking at me

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Drinketh this wine, for it is my blood. Eat of this bread for it is my body, but save room for the main course. A couple of jumbo figs and a big long salami. Amen.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  11. Today’s guests are Adam Driver and his brother Backseat Driver and his son Toilet Seat Driver

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Eat of this bread, for it is my body. Drinketh this wine, for it is my blood. And for dessert I brought some baby Ruths. Guess what those are.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  13. Wow! my very own Monkey's paw. I can use this to jerk myself off!

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  14. Grass Cops: featuring the men and women of lawnforcement.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Baby, there’s trolls outside.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Gonna die in a motorcycle crash because I’m two-tired

    By SegaShines,
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  17. Call me a scythe because I go against the grain

    By SegaShines,
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  18. If the devil is in the details, then who’s in Georgia?

    By BarkBark55,
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  19. Take me to The Goth Comedy Jam

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. There goes a hot tub floater

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Honey, get the flare gun

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. One if by land is worth two in the bush

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  23. Chopped off at the base, they reattached the head, but the shaft they never found, and by now must be dead.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  24. Lots of small Men want to cuck me but they cant even get on my level, no women will fuck me.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  25. You're dressed to impress (and could probably have guessed it), but you'll now be ingesting my outermost breast tit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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